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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I spent FOUR hours tryna find one and finally did, I started home to my wood base (official by the way) and once I was in said base I realized it was rigged with c4 and i started dis arming them, turns out the guy did the entire outside and stuck it on 2 of my tames, a raptor and the unicorn (this guy was actally pretry fast) he detonated it. The end
I've never tamed one of these guys! But I've been looking for equuss for so long that once I saw an equus from the distance that was pure white and I think it's a unicorn... I swear I heard ark devs laughing at me like "You are sorely mistaken monsieur" And I throw my controller at the TV like "GaAaAaH " And I'm still in a sour mood, this was 97 days ago, no joke. 🎮 VS 📺 Once again