Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

In Ark I own a “drug store” that sells Unicorn poop for valuable items. ( I have the most valuable items in Ark)
More Unicorn Funny Tips
When I eat unicorn poop..
RaInBoWs ArE eVeRyWhErE tHe SkY iS rAiNbOw ThE aNiMaLs ArE raInBoW eVeRyThInG iS dAnCiNg!!!!
Ahem, well- that was an ‘interesting’ experience..
I’d like to do that again, Down the hatch-(cycle repeats)
RaInBoWs ArE eVeRyWhErE tHe SkY iS rAiNbOw ThE aNiMaLs ArE raInBoW eVeRyThInG iS dAnCiNg!!!!
Ahem, well- that was an ‘interesting’ experience..
I’d like to do that again, Down the hatch-(cycle repeats)
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Me "hears that the dudes sister killed his dilo"
Also me " *chamberes shotgun* were dis suckered at, I wanna kill ALL DEM UNIS.
I just realized, the only difference between an equus and a uni is that the uni poops crack cocaine poos
Also me " *chamberes shotgun* were dis suckered at, I wanna kill ALL DEM UNIS.
I just realized, the only difference between an equus and a uni is that the uni poops crack cocaine poos
Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to 10000:me put the damage to 10000 and Heath: me:does cave run over and over again with the unicorn.my sister: can I play on ur phone me: yes.my sister:what does this mean:sister:presses kill button me:am back from my frie-WHERES MY UNICORN sister: I pressed a button and it flop and said dead me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT me:goes on phone makes a gravestone says RIP MARSHMALLOW(guys if u wanna support marshmallow say rip marshmallow in the chat)