I was playing with my tribe and we found one yet the noob in our tribe was new to ark thought it was common and killed it.

When I eat unicorn poop..

RaInBoWs ArE eVeRyWhErE tHe SkY iS rAiNbOw ThE aNiMaLs ArE raInBoW eVeRyThInG iS dAnCiNg!!!!

Ahem, well- that was an ‘interesting’ experience..
I’d like to do that again, Down the hatch-(cycle repeats)

My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)

Rip Dennis we all loved you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I see equees
I kill equees
Unicorn level 25 killed
Me sad

R.I.P Dennis I didn't know you but feel sad for you😭😭

Me buys assented Dino for 19.99 me finds unicorn and tamed it: me levels it to 10000:me put the damage to 10000 and Heath: me:does cave run over and over again with the unicorn.my sister: can I play on ur phone me: yes.my sister:what does this mean:sister:presses kill button me:am back from my frie-WHERES MY UNICORN sister: I pressed a button and it flop and said dead me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT me:goes on phone makes a gravestone says RIP MARSHMALLOW(guys if u wanna support marshmallow say rip marshmallow in the chat)

RIP DENNIS THE MEGA DILO.

R.I.P. Dennis, you will be missed 😭😢😖😿

Know all of those memes of Charlie the unicorn and the manic liopleurodon and all of Charlie’s friends be like look! The manic liopleurodon! Charlie must feel worthless!!
Each like makes Caharlie feel better!!!