Unicorn: Hey look I a horse with cone on head.

Me: But couldn't you just tame an equus?

Unicorn:NO CUZ THEN U NOT CULE CUZ I RARE!

*Unicorn goes to play as a dino and builds giant base with 500000 unicorns in it and goes to war with humans.*

Rip Dennis KILL THE UNICORN, my friend tamed one and killed my fully imprinted 190 drake cuz I killed it rip Feathers

Watch out while taming and never tame close to a level 60 giga found myself a level 145 unicorn started taming and it ran to a giga it killed the unicorn and me

So i found a unicorn and i wanted to tame it i used major soothing balm and rockarrots (did u spot my mistake?) on mobile unicorns only tame with griffin kibble and i didnt have that i forgot that u need super kibble🗿🗿🗿🗿 so i wasted 75 ancient amber💀💀💀💀

I SWEAR TO THE ARK GODS I’ve spent 5 MONTHS looking for this thing I finally found one but my FLIPPING GAME CRASHED so umm rip me plz halp meh keep my sane

Ooooooooooooooooooo so very majestic! Oh nu i punched it lvl 87 unicorn stabbed your crotch) aww now i cant have kids

I saw a Quetzal in the mountains I knew it didn’t belong there and didn’t naturally spawn there so i kept thinking about it few minutes later A UNICORN WAS WHERE THE QUETZAL WAS I knew it was an omen I picked up the unicorn with my Argy flew it home and with my rock carrot farm I tamed it and put it with my 3 equus so REMEMBER WHERE CERTAIN ANIMALS SPAWN IT WILL ALWAYS BE AN OMEN

RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur ⚰️🇺🇸

Btw I just heard about dennis and before that I was going to get a uni then saw that so now if I see one my first instinct will be to kill it

Im sry for your los

Rip dennis

(Creater if you see this pls make it were you can reply to ppls tips pls🥺)

How to tame: look for unicorn (a million years later), you find one :D, pick it up with Rg, bring to base, try to tame it with mejoberries and carrots, cry cuz it wants griffin kibble as in you failed (unless u have griffin kibble)

I think that unicorns just hate me because every time I try to tame them they jump off a cliff and kill me and the unicorn.

I can't even tame an eqques how am I ment to tame a unicorn😭

These are the gate keepers of candy mountain

R.I.P DENNIS WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU😔👏

R.I.P dennis we will all mise you have a great life in the place where dinos go 😔

Don’t take it near a wild giga😭 it lived 0.283 secs

R.I.P Dennis I used to love unicorns I will kill all of them

B.T.W I play on console and in creative a lot but I will relive Dennis I will name every dilo Dennis in his honor

Death in my eyes:part one;I’m a unicorn I’ve seen over 100players try to tame me what do they try with meat I’m a pant eater so he got very mad and punched me

What has this world come to this is suppose to be a game where you survive on a dinosaur island

Unicorn: poops in ur water. Player:my drink taste like colors

Ok rip dence in dio ya but unicorns are cute :(my bother hates then and killed my one RIP RAINBOW