This unicorns are drug dealers they make u high

Rip Dennis you will be appreciated

Unicorn poop is literally LSD!!!

Hey Dennis dude, if your sister ask again to tame a unicorn, do it and then tell her you want to show her something and blow the uni to pieces, for she isa jerk. Also to make her really feel ur pain, steal her phone, if she has ark go in, if she has units, kill them and show her while you feast on there meat. She is such a JERK!

Me:oh a unicorn,should I tame it

Unicorn:I will push you of this cliff

Me when I have griffin feed about a 100,000,000,000,000 years later:hello want some griffin feed?

Unicorn: oh yah :)

Me: psyche no your not getting any kibble because when you pushed me of that cliff my pets die to spino so no

Unicorn:fine. Pushes me and my meso of the same cliff

Me:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!

This was a true story, and I hate the unicorns to this day, well if it has the skin as the uni that killed me

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I spent FOUR hours tryna find one and finally did, I started home to my wood base (official by the way) and once I was in said base I realized it was rigged with c4 and i started dis arming them, turns out the guy did the entire outside and stuck it on 2 of my tames, a raptor and the unicorn (this guy was actally pretry fast) he detonated it. The end

Me: yo a unicorn I kill it bleh

Ark:why you kill it it’s the rare rare animal

Me:because

Ark: because what!!!!

Me: cus I did not like it ok!!!!!!!!!!

Ark: clown so bad we need a alacorn

I was is landing to get stamina back on my wivern. and looked and saw unicorn galloping by I wasn’t even looking for one at first I thought it was a Equis

Me: OMG UNICORN I MUST HAVE IT My Lymantria: hell nah About Ten Deinonychus: LUNCH!!!

Ever heard of a Noctis?? Cause they better than these milk skins. 😼

I were very new to the Game and I Just collected some Wood and Things Like that as I saw smth White I was curious and Ran towards it and Then I saw that it is an unicorn but somehow I scared it or smth and it Ran away and I never saw it again and I died so often because of searching for it, it wasn't Worth it

I don’t know why but, i ate the poop…

I found one in the snow biome next to an alpha Rex so I had to kill it

1 month later I found one herbivore island now I’m gonna tame it

Found one at the white cliffs in Valguero just starting. Tried to impulse tame it and the bastard took one look at me and my majoberries and decided to run straight towards the Rex, killing us both in the process. Always secure the area when taming, folks.

Devs, add a new biome called Lol land then have the unicorns in Lol land. But when you go there, it will act like you started eating unicorn poop forever and it will be swirly and a rainbow forever. The only way to tame one would to be luring it out of Lol land.

Unicorns are really good for hatching allos because i have a unicorn and any time I put her by any egg it hatches triplets

I've never tamed one of these guys! But I've been looking for equuss for so long that once I saw an equus from the distance that was pure white and I think it's a unicorn... I swear I heard ark devs laughing at me like "You are sorely mistaken monsieur" And I throw my controller at the TV like "GaAaAaH " And I'm still in a sour mood, this was 97 days ago, no joke. 🎮 VS 📺 Once again

I saw a unicorn (mobile player) And I went to grab my griffen kibble and my balm and I came back and started to tame it (I was on multi) A random guy comes along and spooks my unicorn so I Yell I’m global bish this is my unicorn back off

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One time I was near the redwoods and there was a drop so I was like gimme gimme so I swam and came across a unicorn. Then the next day an alpha Rex spawned and was eating the only unicorn I’ve ever seen.