Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Once on ps4 server for ark with edited files so all dlc creatures spawn on crystal isle i found a unicorn i tamed it and Was gunna name it vlad the impaler i then THE ANTS ATACKED So we ran then i checked map I ran to my base then OH NO THEY ARE BACK WITH THE HELP OF DILOS so I tried to fend them off they would not I had to run me and vlad fell there was a roll ray but it kinda moved so vlad died I was guna taxidermy it but they jumped down and tore it apart in front of me so I trew myself to hyenadons I had a jeriboa on my head πππ the server is all dlc crystal idle it is on unofficial pc but u can play with ps4 or 5 and go to 60,60 i think Look for fizzorolie in the tribe loolooland :3
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Why we should forgive unicorns for what happened to Denis the dilo.
1. His sister did it and not the unicorn.
2. It inhumane to still be mad at something that happened five years ago.
3. Itβs literally just a game.
Iβm not trying to be rude and I know itβs just a joke. So just donβt kill any unicorns just because his Sister did it.
Have a blessed day and Jesus loves you.
Are we still talking about Dennis? That happend 5 years ago!
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
R.I.P. deniss the dilo π
But for those who donβt realize it:
Itβs not the unicorns fault itβs the sisters fault.
But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.
In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern
Me : *finds unicorn*
Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers
Me : les read some jokes too
Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*
Me : srry horsey
*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*
me: I love my unicorn
me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny
me sees what happend to dennis
me gets on ark
me: I hate you unicorn
me *blows up unicorn*
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered
1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis
R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly