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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me:oh a unicorn,should I tame it Unicorn:I will push you of this cliff Me…
Me:oh a unicorn,should I tame it
Unicorn:I will push you of this cliff
Me when I have griffin feed about a 100,000,000,000,000 years later:hello want some griffin feed?
Unicorn: oh yah :)
Me: psyche no your not getting any kibble because when you pushed me of that cliff my pets die to spino so no
Unicorn:fine. Pushes me and my meso of the same cliff
Me:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!
This was a true story, and I hate the unicorns to this day, well if it has the skin as the uni that killed me
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)