Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Me:oh a unicorn,should I tame it
Unicorn:I will push you of this cliff
Me when I have griffin feed about a 100,000,000,000,000 years later:hello want some griffin feed?
Unicorn: oh yah :)
Me: psyche no your not getting any kibble because when you pushed me of that cliff my pets die to spino so no
Unicorn:fine. Pushes me and my meso of the same cliff
Me:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!
This was a true story, and I hate the unicorns to this day, well if it has the skin as the uni that killed me
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
We are the real reason unicorns went extinct
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven ππ
RIP Dennis poor guy
You donβt know how fast I am fast as truck d and d raw
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isnβt working. Itβs not dying. Itβs immortal.
Funny thing is I need to tame one...
I know!
I'll tame it strap 500 c4s to it drop it on another unicorn!!
Double kill! And explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#for Dennis
Dennis shall be avenged by all unicorn haters rip dennis u will be missed π¦π¦π¦<βββ
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis