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Me:oh a unicorn,should I tame it

Unicorn:I will push you of this cliff

Me when I have griffin feed about a 100,000,000,000,000 years later:hello want some griffin feed?

Unicorn: oh yah :)

Me: psyche no your not getting any kibble because when you pushed me of that cliff my pets die to spino so no

Unicorn:fine. Pushes me and my meso of the same cliff

Me:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!

This was a true story, and I hate the unicorns to this day, well if it has the skin as the uni that killed me

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