Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Found one at the white cliffs in Valguero just starting. Tried to impulse tame it and the bastard took one look at me and my majoberries and decided to run straight towards the Rex, killing us both in the process. Always secure the area when taming, folks.
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaurus, you shall be missed
Rip Dennis... We will always miss.
R.i.p denis WE will avenge you
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis
Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven ππ
Rip Dennis up to help support Dennis dude
RIP Dennis poor guy
Just take two unicorns, implant cancer cells, and roam free until they all go extinct eventually from mutated breeding glitches or just poison their food. Or maybe nukesβ¦.
For Dennis!
β plastic bag