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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once on ps4 server for ark with edited files so all dlc creatures spawn on crystal isle i found a unicorn i tamed it and Was gunna name it vlad the impaler i then THE ANTS ATACKED So we ran then i checked map I ran to my base then OH NO THEY ARE BACK WITH THE HELP OF DILOS so I tried to fend them off they would not I had to run me and vlad fell there was a roll ray but it kinda moved so vlad died I was guna taxidermy it but they jumped down and tore it apart in front of me so I trew myself to hyenadons I had a jeriboa on my head 😭😭😭 the server is all dlc crystal idle it is on unofficial pc but u can play with ps4 or 5 and go to 60,60 i think Look for fizzorolie in the tribe loolooland :3
Hey Dennis guy I have the best revenge ever bring 2 opposite genders of unicorns get a baby unicorn pretend you apologize for ur sister and show her this and then...KILL THE BABY UNICORN INFRONT OF HER HARVEST THE BABY UNI MEAT AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF HER RAW PLUS THE UNI PARENTS HIT THE GOOD ARROW IF YOU LOVE DENNIS AND THINK THIS IS THE MOST BRUTAL WAY TO AVENGE DENNIS.