Listen I know Dennis was a pal and I feel bad, but killing all unis! Meh, I’m making a breeding chain of them, along with otters. Now if my sis killed my otters, all 234 of them? Nope. She would never be seen again.

Squirrely.

I have three unicorns ten equus and I call it the uni plague

O m g! This is a thing now that I see this I am going to be looking day and night for a unicorn

-jadedfire32

If you jump you have a rainbow under neath you also EAT THE POO it is epic!

It literally just ate its own poop and it died by level 90 rex

I found one on herbivore island and I went to build a trap for it and when I came back for it wasn’t there. Turns out it was right next to me died

Rip dennis the dilo you will always be loved

Whoever killed denis that mutated dilo, is a big fat stupid megagura (I hate tose things and giant ants)

My dad said he would pay me and my friend 25 dollars each if we tame a unicorn in ark and we did the next morning dad talking you won’t get money unless you both get one for yourself now we have to seArch the map for another unicorn still can’t find one

Rip Dennis 🤧 You will be missed.

Me: *eats poop*

Me: OH GOD IM HALLUCINATING

10 years later...

OH GOD IM STILL HALLUCINATING

This unicorns are drug dealers they make u high

Rip Dennis you will be appreciated

Hey Dennis guy I have the best revenge ever bring 2 opposite genders of unicorns get a baby unicorn pretend you apologize for ur sister and show her this and then...KILL THE BABY UNICORN INFRONT OF HER HARVEST THE BABY UNI MEAT AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF HER RAW PLUS THE UNI PARENTS HIT THE GOOD ARROW IF YOU LOVE DENNIS AND THINK THIS IS THE MOST BRUTAL WAY TO AVENGE DENNIS.

Look I am still going to keep my unicorn but like she’s a jerk I would throw her across the room in to the kitchen in to the kettle and then the coffee machine

(Only reason I am keeping mine is because it’s helpful for some things)

Ever heard of a Noctis?? Cause they better than these milk skins. 😼

I were very new to the Game and I Just collected some Wood and Things Like that as I saw smth White I was curious and Ran towards it and Then I saw that it is an unicorn but somehow I scared it or smth and it Ran away and I never saw it again and I died so often because of searching for it, it wasn't Worth it

Unicorn poop is literally LSD!!!

Hey Dennis dude, if your sister ask again to tame a unicorn, do it and then tell her you want to show her something and blow the uni to pieces, for she isa jerk. Also to make her really feel ur pain, steal her phone, if she has ark go in, if she has units, kill them and show her while you feast on there meat. She is such a JERK!

Me:oh a unicorn,should I tame it

Unicorn:I will push you of this cliff

Me when I have griffin feed about a 100,000,000,000,000 years later:hello want some griffin feed?

Unicorn: oh yah :)

Me: psyche no your not getting any kibble because when you pushed me of that cliff my pets die to spino so no

Unicorn:fine. Pushes me and my meso of the same cliff

Me:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!

This was a true story, and I hate the unicorns to this day, well if it has the skin as the uni that killed me

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