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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dude.. I’ve been hunting this flipping squid for three weeks now.. WHERE THE FLIP IS IT!! I went to this cave where i got the brute artefact, DO THESE THINGS ACTUALLY EXIST IN ARK BRO THERE IS NONE, I’m on ark survival evolved ps4 and I’ve looked all over the map but I can’t find a single one, I might have to use cheats to summon one possibly, HELP! We even tamed a plesiosaur for the taming, and literally killed all the crabs for their pearls, WHERE THE HECK IS THIS OVERSIZED SQUID
Hey you I say to the squid. Squid:do you want a hug. Me:no... don't touch me *forget on p
V.p* some1 raids me I NEED A HUG. Squid : I can give you 1. Me: no *falls in the water*.in mind:got dang it enemy. Enemy:* sticks out toungh*me in mind : I hate you. Squid :* grabs me*. Me: oh no let me go*falls a sleep* that's the end lol this is 134 from that RockWell tip 🙃😀🙂🙃🙂🙃🤗.
Me: *shivering in fear* robert muldoon: run.......... I've got her....... me: *runs to the emergancy bunker* *a couple minutes later* *the giant squid approaches muldoon while muldoon is to busy aiming at the other squid* muldoon: clever girl....... *robert muldoon screaming* (ok if you've watched jurassic park everyone you know this but with the raptors instead of the squids here)