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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dude.. I’ve been hunting this flipping squid for three weeks now.. WHERE THE FLIP IS IT!! I went to this cave where i got the brute artefact, DO THESE THINGS ACTUALLY EXIST IN ARK BRO THERE IS NONE, I’m on ark survival evolved ps4 and I’ve looked all over the map but I can’t find a single one, I might have to use cheats to summon one possibly, HELP! We even tamed a plesiosaur for the taming, and literally killed all the crabs for their pearls, WHERE THE HECK IS THIS OVERSIZED SQUID
Here am I who built a damned galleon that can function even without sails with more than a hundred cannons I took days to get the damn resources to craft them then tames a mesopithecus looking like Jack. The damned aiden voyage an alpha tore through. It is on single player mobile btw.
Once I tamed one of these giant sotongs that I wanted for a long time. But as I was heading back to base, I grabbed my spino on the way. I did not know they do torpor with the grab. My spino fell unconscious and... Drowned?
I have won... But at what cost?
RIP Longclaw. Tell everyone that they do torpor to prevent further unexpected deaths of beloved tames.