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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Here am I who built a damned galleon that can function even without sails with more than a hundred cannons I took days to get the damn resources to craft them then tames a mesopithecus looking like Jack. The damned aiden voyage an alpha tore through. It is on single player mobile btw.
Once I tamed one of these giant sotongs that I wanted for a long time. But as I was heading back to base, I grabbed my spino on the way. I did not know they do torpor with the grab. My spino fell unconscious and... Drowned?
I have won... But at what cost?
RIP Longclaw. Tell everyone that they do torpor to prevent further unexpected deaths of beloved tames.