Me: wow i just found a leo majestic flappy flap

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Me: wow i just found a leo majestic flappy flap

Me: wow is that squid

Tuso: LEAVE I DONT WANNA BE TAMED!

*grabs*

Me: ok

Tuso: GO

Me: im trying to

Tuso: im NOT gonna stop until you leave

Me: DUDE I CANT MOVE!

You (level 91) were killed by level 5 tuso

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