Karen explores ark

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Karen explores ark

It was a bright day on ark until a lady came falling from the sky and landed on the sand, then all the nearby parasaurs ran into the ocean were cni’s and megladons waited for them. Then she said “I’m telling the manager about this!” She said it in fury, with enough fury to make all of the dilos and dodos run for their lives. She got up and grabbed a rock then threw it at a moschops, who ran off in fear. She had noticed the weather changed to dark and murky when she hit the sand. “Ei probably just some socialist lizards covering the skies.” She then followed a track to what she thought was a super market to find a spino eating parasaurs and dodos without mercy she then ran all the way to the redwood, ignoring terror birds, gallimimus and equus. She then ran up a mountain and ran into a big rex…no thats not a rex! It turned around and said, “hello, karen of thy super market” “thank you for calling me that kind sir.” The big lizard then looked around and said, “but my prey is calling, so i must go.” Karen then gasped, A CARNIVORE?!!? “NO THATS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!” She screamed, grabbing onto the dinos foot, then then saw ‘giga: level 30’ “karen of thy super market, no, I’m hungry.” He leaned down to her. “YOU WOULDN’T EAT ME RIGHT?” She said with a sassy attitude, “hmmm…maybe…” he then leaned down and ate her.

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