Me *shoots with slingshot* me saying “watcha gunna do about it” 2 hits later “ Pick a respawn location”
-Reese Peanut butt cups.
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
400 likes and I’ll tame one
-Ripasaurus
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”
-GitezGood
Do not attack it: Worst mistake of my life.
🔪🦃
Is all I’m gonna say…
GitezGood
Tried killing one on my own. Next thing I know 3 more bum rushed me all at once and killed me before I could even react
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill
Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
