Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The Abyssal Eater:
These Hellspawns come out at night,
And fill every creature with dread and fright,
They will kill Gigas,even titans without fight,
Be wary my child,as these monsters are humanityβs twilight.
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Murder turkey wtf is that nameπβπ»π₯
You know how in horror movies the main sound of a murderur is the footsteps, breathing, or the creaky door? Well, in this horror movie itβs
β¦ silence, thenβ¦..
β gobble gobbleβ
And thats when you get murdered.
β plastic bag
Hmmmm. . . I swear the therizonosaurus looked a little different. . . Hrrrrmmmmmm. . .
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
βOh a turkey, might as well kill it with my best Rexβ
Five seconds later running for my life π€£
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill