Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

DONT TRY TO KILL!!!...I learned that the hard way...
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Omg π± what the f*** is this thing? Itβs so goddamn cute, but itβs a f***ing murderer. If you see this son of a b*****β¦. Donβt even kill it. J u s t r u n.
Cook that baby for thanksgiving might taste some bullets
Do not mess with them, they will end youβ¦ it Destroyed my giga. Idk how. DONβT MESS WITH THIS WALKING KFC! You will regret it
-animallover4life
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill
Roses are red violets are blue this turkey will kill you