Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Omg ๐ฑ what the f*** is this thing? Itโs so goddamn cute, but itโs a f***ing murderer. If you see this son of a b*****โฆ. Donโt even kill it. J u s t r u n.
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What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy
Me: Oh hey itโs a dodo!
Turkey: Gobble gobble!
Me: Dodos donโt say that!
Turkey: Gobble?
Me: Say โsquawkโ.
Turkey: Gobble.
Me: Squawk!
Turkey: Gobble.
Me: *gets angry and punches turkey*
Turkey: PREPARE TO DIE GOBBLE!!!
From: Po the Murder Turkey, who personally got punched by some dude, and finds it hard to type with my *gobble* wings! Thank you for audience. This type hard.
400 likes and Iโll tame one
-Ripasaurus
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
Why canโt I bola it? Itโs a freaking turkey how can it kill me in one shor
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
โToday, Iโm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!โ
-GitezGood
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW STRONG THE STUPID THINGS LOOK THEY KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING !!!
I have never seen one before and hope not to. EVER. -Vampiregirl0312