Dinos are big

Walls are plaster

U may be fast

But turkey is faster

Roses are red

violets are blue

u try to make thanksgiving

but he makes it out of u

Gigas are dead

Yutys are crying

He made kfc

And your tribe is dying

We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

Do not attack it: Worst mistake of my life.

🔪🦃

Is all I’m gonna say…

GitezGood

Tried killing one on my own. Next thing I know 3 more bum rushed me all at once and killed me before I could even react

Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill

Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.