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Dinos are big Walls are plaster U may be fast But turkey is…

Murder Turkey
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Dinos are big

Walls are plaster

U may be fast

But turkey is faster

Roses are red

violets are blue

u try to make thanksgiving

but he makes it out of u

Gigas are dead

Yutys are crying

He made kfc

And your tribe is dying

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Are you a turkey fan then look at this freak? It’s going to kill you.

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400 likes and I’ll tame one

-Ripasaurus

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We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

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In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

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You know how in horror movies the main sound of a murderur is the footsteps, breathing, or the creaky door? Well, in this horror movie it’s

… silence, then…..

“ gobble gobble”

And thats when you get murdered.

— plastic bag

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If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

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Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill

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“Oh a turkey, might as well kill it with my best Rex”

Five seconds later running for my life 🤣

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Murder turkey wtf is that name😔✌🏻🥀

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