You know how in horror movies the main sound of a murderur is the footsteps, breathing, or the creaky door? Well, in… | Murder Turkey Funny

97 points 😂 Funny Aug 15, 2024 Report

400 likes and I’ll tame one

-Ripasaurus

86 points 😂 Funny Jul 24, 2024 Report

Dinos are big

Walls are plaster

U may be fast

But turkey is faster

Roses are red

violets are blue

u try to make thanksgiving

but he makes it out of u

Gigas are dead

Yutys are crying

He made kfc

And your tribe is dying

107 points 😂 Funny Dec 9, 2023 Report

We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

97 points 😂 Funny Dec 17, 2023 Report

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

2 points 😂 Funny Jul 13, 2026 Report

Murder turkey wtf is that name😔✌🏻🥀

4 points 😂 Funny Jun 10, 2026 Report

“Oh a turkey, might as well kill it with my best Rex”

Five seconds later running for my life 🤣

60 points 😂 Funny Mar 23, 2024 Report

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

55 points 😂 Funny Dec 10, 2023 Report

Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill

0 points 😂 Funny Aug 4, 2026 Report

Time to make me some lava chicken - I mean turkey

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