Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

βOh a turkey, might as well kill it with my best Rexβ
Five seconds later running for my life π€£
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Murder turkeyβs going to have some fun
Cuz he got a gun
β plastic bag
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill
I have never seen one before and hope not to. EVER. -Vampiregirl0312
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW STRONG THE STUPID THINGS LOOK THEY KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING !!!