Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: ah yes such a nice day
Sees no dodos in the coop*
Me: huh that’s strange
Nighttime*
Me:Wait what’s tha… AHHH ITS HOSTILE HELP HELP ME HELP ME AH
Dead*
Me: great now I have to go all over there it broke my bed :(
Dies again*
Me: come on god how can this day be worse…
Later gets stuff*
Me: ahh where was i?
Pego: your trial of having an ascendant shotgun and mastercraft sword is over…
Me irl: throws device to the trash and acts like nothing happen
5 minutes later…
Pc: HELP ME HELP ME HEEEEELP ME LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AHHHHHH
Me: wait what just happen… eh nothing important ima play ark… wait where’s my pc? Ugh probably my brother took it
Pego:That was just the beginning muahahahahahahahhaahah ought
Agh I’m choacking.
More Troodon Funny Tips
Troodon song:
I tend to become vicious,
Looking for something nutritious,
Between the hours ten and five at night,
So in the dark be ready for a fright,
I can be scared with something bright,
My venom is quite deadly,
And I use it very readily,
So if at night you see a glow,
It is proof you'd better go,
I like to hide in shadows
In forests, swamps or meadows,
Beware if we are together,
We rip quickly through cloth or leather,
Flak or fur,
We find it quite a lure,
And in the dark we sing this song,
To warn your friends away from our throng,
As we feast on your blood and flesh,
Then raise yet another demon kresh,
To kill humans in legions,
Especially in southern regions,
And then we dance 'til dawn,
And make you wish you'd never been born
A hiss is a sign of our presence,
A sound that many a survivor now resents,
So in the dark we creep along,
And sing this troodon song,
And as it is quite long,
It goes on until morning,
Then in the shade we begin mourning,
The brilliant night we had