Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 13 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-06T04:18:04+00:00

Me: Look at those adorable compys

Them: Looks like food

Me: (Dead)

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2023-11-04T00:10:43+00:00

Name means: wounding tooth

Diet: what ever you hold most dearly

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-17T05:41:49+00:00

Enters Dungeon on mobile:

Me:(shink)

My 50+ Spino: (snores)

Me: what the...

“Your spino was killed by a level 5 troodon”

“You were killed by a level 5 troodon”

Me: (loads backup) Ah kusō here we go again.

score 12 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-12T01:07:32+00:00

Me:finally a good night... Nani?!

This birb:I SMELL PENIES!!!

You and me:AAAAAEEEEK!!!!!!

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2023-09-17T11:58:01+00:00

Aww is it adorable AHH ITS GOT MY HAND

score 14 · Answer 6 · 2019-09-06T16:50:10+00:00

Me, just starting playing on PC after playing mobile: “I need hide. Get over here you stupid giant Compy!”

Me 5 seconds later: “Weird, this thing is tough!”

Me 10 seconds later: #sleepofdeath

score 10 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-05T11:45:50+00:00

These little f$@* will come out of nowhere, knock you out and kill you slowly all while your Dino watches in passive...so careful what your trying to tame around these a**holes (they have caught me off guard more times then I'd like to admit)

score 13 · Answer 8 · 2019-11-25T19:19:31+00:00

These guys are just tiny venomous Megalosauruses

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2025-01-04T05:39:12+00:00

Troodon see ya

Troodon run to you

You pray

Troodon say ‘ not today ‘

Troodon kill you

You is dead

Troodon is almost fed

Troodon see traibemate

Tribemate get torch

Troodon run for dear life

Troodon die

You not lying when you say’ good day ‘

Troodon a stay away from tribemate

Tribemate kill all Troodon

You bet you darn this is a true story ‘*

That was the troodon song sry it was bad

- pro27king28

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2022-08-28T11:14:27+00:00

Me be like:TASTE MY 60 DODOS YOU HUNGRY FELLA

score 13 · Answer 11 · 2019-11-08T02:15:23+00:00

Best way to tame - tranq ur tribemate and leg it

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2023-12-27T19:47:14+00:00

I hear it by my door, help. Please

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-28T22:46:44+00:00

The only good troodon is no troodon

score 10 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-03T17:16:30+00:00

Fortitude! Protect me ... im already asleep. Well there goes that max level spino.

score 10 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-25T18:43:55+00:00

It snuck into my base and took out my lvl 80 Rex and lvl 27 megatherium.. i had one.. by accident?

score 15 · Answer 16 · 2018-04-15T00:37:08+00:00

There is these combinations of keys that will solve all your troodon problems, alt f4

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-22T20:24:56+00:00

I am troodon

I am smol

I am fast

U have never died once

Thats all in the past

Troodon song

I am 10 and this is my first dino song did u like this¿

I am 10 and this is my first dino song did u like it

score 16 · Answer 18 · 2017-09-20T04:48:28+00:00

These guys gangbanged in the middle of the night with a ascendant longneck with no bullets. WTF

score 15 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-03T02:46:30+00:00

Troodon!, you knocked me out!

Troodon!, my will is to kill you,

Troodon!, your agro range is terrible,

Troodon!, your the devil of the night,

Troodon!, your evil at the finest,

Troodon!, JUST FRICKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2024-11-01T13:58:02+00:00

Between a door with theses things that make my life a @#$&!#$ or a Giga's door, I prefer to go through Giga's door