Evey time I die to one I write a tally mark on my white wall. My wall is now black. Morale of story Troodons are fun killers.

I want this thing to commit stop existing.

Wild card.. why?..

Me: Look at those adorable compys

Them: Looks like food

Me: (Dead)

Me: hi buddy!

*1 second later*

Me: AAAAAAAAA F***...zzz

Troodon: BYE BUDDY!!!

Rhynio and Giga: We are so scary, any survivor who sees us almost dies of fright. We're the scariest dinos on the game!

Pack of troodon: Hold my beer

Finally turned the tables and knocked one of the little f-ers out

Enters Dungeon on mobile:

Me:(shink)

My 50+ Spino: (snores)

Me: what the...

“Your spino was killed by a level 5 troodon”

“You were killed by a level 5 troodon”

Me: (loads backup) Ah kusō here we go again.

Me:finally a good night... Nani?!

This birb:I SMELL PENIES!!!

You and me:AAAAAEEEEK!!!!!!

Me, just starting playing on PC after playing mobile: “I need hide. Get over here you stupid giant Compy!”

Me 5 seconds later: “Weird, this thing is tough!”

Me 10 seconds later: #sleepofdeath

Name means: wounding tooth

Diet: what ever you hold most dearly

These little f$@* will come out of nowhere, knock you out and kill you slowly all while your Dino watches in passive...so careful what your trying to tame around these a**holes (they have caught me off guard more times then I'd like to admit)

These guys are just tiny venomous Megalosauruses

Best way to tame - tranq ur tribemate and leg it

Aww is it adorable AHH ITS GOT MY HAND

Me be like:TASTE MY 60 DODOS YOU HUNGRY FELLA

The only good troodon is no troodon

There is these combinations of keys that will solve all your troodon problems, alt f4

These guys gangbanged in the middle of the night with a ascendant longneck with no bullets. WTF

Fortitude! Protect me ... im already asleep. Well there goes that max level spino.

It snuck into my base and took out my lvl 80 Rex and lvl 27 megatherium.. i had one.. by accident?