Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Follow the glowing lights in the night
They said.it would be fun they said
IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID
You were killed by a trodon lvl 1
Your Giga dominator was killed by a troodon lvl 150
You have tamed a troodon lvl 225. R.I.P dominator(Giga)
Your troodon killed a troodon lvl 1 dominator avenged by murderer of dominator. I have a troodon that kills threts and now I blame him for all my problems R.I.P dominator (Giga)
me sees troodon during the day, troodon: hay man sup yo chillin?
me: yup see ya
*turns night*
troodon: GIMME EM TOES!!!!!
*5mins latter*
troodon: shhh sh shh 🤫 otherwise they’ll here you hehe * suffocates me*
me: leeee *tise my mouth with tape* eemmmm...mm.......mmmm...MMMMMM!!!!!
tip: even if u run you’ll still die yaaaay!
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