Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
me sees troodon during the day, troodon: hay man sup yo chillin?
me: yup see ya
*turns night*
troodon: GIMME EM TOES!!!!!
*5mins latter*
troodon: shhh sh shh 🤫 otherwise they’ll here you hehe * suffocates me*
me: leeee *tise my mouth with tape* eemmmm...mm.......mmmm...MMMMMM!!!!!
tip: even if u run you’ll still die yaaaay!
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— help me
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