Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-06-29T01:29:35+00:00

Noob see troodon: jrassicworld stay still😖

Troodon pack: are or something?

Noob:😖 😞😟😱😵

Knock out noob: just kill me!!!

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-17T21:30:52+00:00

Just don't.....please.....DONT.......

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-11T20:30:36+00:00

3 of the best things to tame it with can't be tamed. How odd. A giant tentacle man, a flying lion with a stinger, and a giant centipede caterpillar worm thing.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-06T10:55:30+00:00

My friend farted while taming one

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-27T20:00:58+00:00

Yup. It killed a spinosaurus in about 2 seconds. My spino that took forever to tame. R.I.P. Danny.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-22T21:49:54+00:00

These guys are basically the cloaker of ark

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-24T04:08:13+00:00

Either this thing is a dino or a zombie or a mixture of both

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-11T16:15:25+00:00

God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man creates dinosaurs Dinosaurs eat man women inherit the earth

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-20T11:33:24+00:00

Hide your carnos and kill it with fire!!!!

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-09-17T18:42:25+00:00

And you thought it was just a terror bird…

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-08-01T19:28:03+00:00

Let me tell ya the truth Im goin to kill yo a

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-30T21:02:37+00:00

OMFG GO CHECK OUT THE NAME IDEA FOURTH FROM THE BOTTOM😭😭😭

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-20T05:45:57+00:00

Nocked me when I was looking for a high level thyla to tame, in the beginning of the redwoods and then three dilos finished me of...

RIP human level 64, you will be remembered.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-09T19:10:06+00:00

They kill... like a lot to use me. I don’t have a tribe no more...

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-24T11:30:24+00:00

I rather feeding them troodon baby's lol

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-09T19:29:21+00:00

Shouldn’t even be in the game so OP 3 of them ran into my base and killed everything I have

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-06-01T01:09:32+00:00

Follow the glowing lights in the night

They said.it would be fun they said

IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID

You were killed by a trodon lvl 1

Your Giga dominator was killed by a troodon lvl 150

You have tamed a troodon lvl 225. R.I.P dominator(Giga)

Your troodon killed a troodon lvl 1 dominator avenged by murderer of dominator. I have a troodon that kills threts and now I blame him for all my problems R.I.P dominator (Giga)

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-13T13:55:53+00:00

Little Bu**er I hate it so much that I’ll eat it back.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-23T13:58:15+00:00

I’m the rider of Delta and I watch ark videos so I now what these can do. WHY ARE THESE GUYS ON MOBILE o wait I love these little guy.😄💙small🦖 called Troodon.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-16T03:51:56+00:00

Landed with a low level Ptera to regen stam.

Got jumped by one. No big deal.

Another showed up. Two no issue.

A 4 showed up. Uhm...

8 appeared. "WHAT THE F*** DO THESE SHITS REPRODUCE BY MITOSIS!!!"