What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
At night they go out to tame humans,but they always forget the narcotics and kibble.
two plus two is meat. Duhhhhhhhhh.
What my aunts sees when the cousin army has gathered
If you see one of these, odds are there about 30 more behind you.
I tried to tame one of these by feeding it a baby giga. It wanted my human flesh instead.
I now have a spare female giga because the stupid troodom wouldn't eat her while she was still tiny.
busy I tamed a raptor and then a pack of troodons came
Noob see troodon: jrassicworld stay still😖
Troodon pack: are or something?
Noob:😖 😞😟😱😵
Knock out noob: just kill me!!!
Just don't.....please.....DONT.......
3 of the best things to tame it with can't be tamed. How odd. A giant tentacle man, a flying lion with a stinger, and a giant centipede caterpillar worm thing.
My friend farted while taming one
Yup. It killed a spinosaurus in about 2 seconds. My spino that took forever to tame. R.I.P. Danny.
These guys are basically the cloaker of ark
Either this thing is a dino or a zombie or a mixture of both
Nocked me when I was looking for a high level thyla to tame, in the beginning of the redwoods and then three dilos finished me of...
RIP human level 64, you will be remembered.
God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man creates dinosaurs Dinosaurs eat man women inherit the earth
Hide your carnos and kill it with fire!!!!
And you thought it was just a terror bird…
They kill... like a lot to use me. I don’t have a tribe no more...
I rather feeding them troodon baby's lol
Little Bu**er I hate it so much that I’ll eat it back.