Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-17T11:01:11+00:00

😃 .. cool to tame but deadly wild

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-03T03:34:56+00:00

I ran into one of these guys before. There as bad as raptors.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-27T21:45:41+00:00

Me: oh that's cool I'll knock it out

10 seconds later: *snooze*

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-12T15:01:07+00:00

These guys are cute, but they suck. Really bad. Every time I’m in the redwoods I almost die at the hands of these dirty beasts. Only tip is to swing that sword and hope for the best...

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-04-13T02:36:11+00:00

What my aunts sees when the cousin army has gathered

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-03-21T22:58:16+00:00

If you see one of these, odds are there about 30 more behind you.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-03T00:04:21+00:00

A Mistake. .ekatsiM A. Mistake A.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-03-01T06:42:44+00:00

Since mobile players did not pay money these don’t spawn naturally they only spawn in dungeons!

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-02-22T15:31:39+00:00

Non-violent taming for them, maybe…

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-24T03:23:54+00:00

POISIN COMPY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-23T03:19:46+00:00

Yeah anyone remember the conductor from dinosaur train yeah he’s the same species as these little bastards

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-26T15:30:32+00:00

I saw my first one today, thought they were going to be bigger😆 I expected them to be the size of a raptor or at least a dilo…but they’re tinier than that.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-12T21:54:28+00:00

Kill count: 9999999.... Im on about how many times you have been killed by it, not how many you killed (*Inset face palm*)

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2019-12-20T15:59:27+00:00

So I was walking in the woods 1 nice ark day to find where I had died to a saber ok mabey it wasent that nice but anyways dent see thim coming 2 bits I’m out the get me to 1 hp an stop hitting me I wake get away from thim a lilttle bit 1 hit I’m out they get me to 1 hp agent out of 300 thin the saber comes back well at least he will kill me nope he ran over me to kill a para why would he do that finly I wake up an run but 1 hit I make it to the water pass out an well we all have passed out in water 1 time or more. Btw they spawn the most on the island have fun all new ark players have fun

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-10-09T01:29:59+00:00

Eats t rex in peace YEET DONT MESS WITH THAT you were killed by troodon

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-09-17T23:49:23+00:00

At night they go out to tame humans,but they always forget the narcotics and kibble.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-08T02:32:55+00:00

I tried to tame one of these by feeding it a baby giga. It wanted my human flesh instead.

I now have a spare female giga because the stupid troodom wouldn't eat her while she was still tiny.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-29T16:47:19+00:00

At night I always used to go out at night

Until I saw this

Sorry if I spelled anything wrong

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-09T21:09:04+00:00

two plus two is meat. Duhhhhhhhhh.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-07T16:46:16+00:00

busy I tamed a raptor and then a pack of troodons came