Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-24T20:23:10+00:00

When the level 150 troodon gets out of it's pen and starts killing your dinos that are on passive.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-19T10:22:50+00:00

One is annoying.Two is very annoying. Three becomes a challenge.Four are deadly.Five is a nightmare. Six is a rex. Seven is a base raider. Eight is the top player in the server. Nine is hell. Ten is Satan himself.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2021-04-07T19:18:46+00:00

LET ME IN LET ME IN ALPHA TRIBE LET ME IN-indoraptor

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-07T19:17:51+00:00

Help me he’s eating my dodos I’m lvl 105 with tek armor and I’ve slain a dragon alpha gorilla alpha spider alpha but... I’m unconscious

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-05T12:13:40+00:00

Basically me and my friend were running from a bunch of these sadistic idiots and then I thought it would be a good idea to distract them so since friendly fire was off I decided to grapple my friend and use him as a human shield... Worked like a charm and I legged it back to my base.

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-01T04:03:45+00:00

They didn’t make the song dancin on your body for fortnite they made it for this abomination

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2025-01-31T05:35:12+00:00

They escape the basement!

They used to be in dungeon just use the torch to scare them away

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-13T04:27:54+00:00

:Doom Music Kicks in : troodons:ITS HUNTING TIME BOYS

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-29T17:40:43+00:00

This is basically a tiny yuty ⬆️ If u think so to

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-12-27T17:08:24+00:00

Ok I’ve got about 50 spare baby rexes from my mutation breeding…whatever shall I do?…AHA!!!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-03T22:03:35+00:00

Just had a nightmare about being eaten alive, wait why’s my dead dog here

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-21T03:30:23+00:00

They look like compys… but somehow… they scare me 😭😭😭😭😭😭also they camp most oblisk

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-05T17:04:09+00:00

The dossier says they are quite friendly. NOT! These things will tear you to shreds in seconds!

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-25T19:21:18+00:00

The reason you should have stimberrys in your hotbar at all times.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2024-12-22T20:09:32+00:00

Is this the reason dodos keep disappearing from the areas around my base?

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-12-02T05:54:47+00:00

Player with high level everything: haha I am a GOD!!! *gets jumped on from behind* oh god no no N-*snores*

About 2 minutes later: hey…where am I…where IS ALL MY STUFF!

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-05T18:03:17+00:00

Hey, this is not the most sadistic being in ARK. Ichthyornis is. Eating your unhatched max lvl lightning wyverns (RIP Amber) without even taming = sooo sadistic compared to this.

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-10T02:00:34+00:00

Only real men feed this thing 8x lvl 195 lystros

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-09T07:54:37+00:00

They are just poo if you are on hardcore now

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-05T14:34:23+00:00

If you find one, run for your life.