Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2018-08-01T04:30:01+00:00

It’s a TRUE-don!...said the guy who didn’t watch (enough) dinosaurs train.

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-24T13:49:20+00:00

Compys + titanaboa = these f*****s

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-01-01T16:29:05+00:00

Bro troodon eggs are bigger than trike eggs!

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-12T20:07:56+00:00

The picture looks like me in the mornings lol 😂

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-13T07:49:33+00:00

They are a Troller's worst nightmare and best friend. That's it in a nutshell.

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-08T19:34:37+00:00

Troodon:ooh a player to to knock out

Me:nope in out run away from there just annoying pesks

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2018-02-05T23:55:05+00:00

Troodons are so incredible till you tame them.

Its like when you get an amazing christmas present... the next year youll get something better

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2018-01-14T03:40:39+00:00

Sees a Troo for the first time "Oh look a microraptor, never seen one before!" Takes favorite tame with him... BIG MISTAKE

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-01T01:03:33+00:00

Just why they are terrible at night prople😂

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-10T22:15:16+00:00

Me and my friends had just started on a new PvE server and were looking to tame some turtles for protection, we decided to go down to the water at night, not knowing that these terrors existed, and promptly were killed by a pack of 5. Needless to say, we never tried that agian!

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-10T05:02:00+00:00

Birds fly, grass grows and man, this creature hurts, mentally AND phissically

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-10T00:38:03+00:00

Fck these goofy mfers. They killed my dodos

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-09T09:38:54+00:00

Please can someone explain to me how a small raptor can knock you unconscious PLS HELP ME FROM THIS TINY DEVIL

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-27T00:01:51+00:00

FUN FACTS WITH ROCKWELL -FOR THE BEACH BOBS AND BIG BRAINS WHO WALK IN THE JUNGLE ALONE (like me)- When you walk into a pack of these (and you will) do yourself a flavor and take off all your gear for the fastest death possible

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-19T18:21:58+00:00

Plz Arrow up for the third comment

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-09T23:31:43+00:00

If you in solo world then these are the inbodyment of trolls

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2019-01-06T02:38:41+00:00

I think everyone should tame a couple of these and put it in your base and turn on aggressive so when people blow into your base the troodons will attack them and nock them out to help you win the battle

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-08T06:47:48+00:00

I’ve grown such a hatred for these things that anytime I see them in the wild now. I stop what I’m doing right then and there and kill it and it’s friends!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-22T01:47:12+00:00

HOW IS SACRIFICING YOUR TAMES PASSIVE TAMING???!!!

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-08T21:50:11+00:00

They are a bad, much worse, smaller, faster, version of the Megalosaurus, They can ruin a whole playthrough