Let the trilobite raids ... begin 😈

so the first memory measurement unit was 1 trilobite...

So I was out killing megalodons because I needed some fish meat to tame one of them but then I realized I don’t know how to tame them so I log off for a couple minutes then guess what happens? I log back on and I see one of these and I literally freaked out so much it was hilarious then I went here to see what they were and if they were hostile literally I just booked it LOL (my ark account if you want to friend me:my user name is chicksleeper) I hope this made you laugh it’s a real story

What’s really the point of them lol

HAHA, tame a bunch of these, throw 'em into a house and set them on wandering! Roomba-Games for those who'd like to take a short rest while playing

I saw one and I was like: “:0 Wat is that?” *Clicks on Dododex* OH. *Writes a comment*

At the start when you farm these guys all the time they always appear. When there really important for late game they disappear like my dad.

In real life, nature had to try to kill these things four different times before they finally went extinct.

Dino:I am weird

I look like a snail

Human:you give me oil pearls chitin and so forth

To me there's no question

You have to die

RIP.

It says I can ride it and give it a saddle on console. I don’t have a saddle but if I did this guy would be a god.

This is why people hate bug type pokemon... example: golisopod has pre- evolved into a wimpod and went to ark...

The other reason... as misty says whenever she sees bug types...

BUG TYPES BUG ME...

When they are tamed they eat berries :/

So I was on the beach with my otter gathering pearls and one of these emerges out the water my otter fights and dies I finish it ... rip Pablo 😢 Jk Pablo was reserected by the gods and broke its spinal cord before I could finish it

Trilobite vs dodo

News reporter: "Golly Jesus! A trilobite and a dodo competing?!"

Dodo: Hah! Cockroach of the sea, eh? I have an army behind me.

Trilobite: I'd like to see you try againts my karkinos!

Dodo and trilobite: ATTTAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKK

(blood and guts fly everywhere while screams and cries of horror fill the atmosphere)

(Armies are down)

Trilo: guess it's just me and you...(grabs sword)

Dodo:yep..(grabs water skin)

Trilo: WAIT NO FU-

(Trilobite (trilobite) level 2,892,907 was killed by Dodo (dodo) level 1☠

Dodo: Got any problems with water creatures? Get a water skin, grab a water creature and stuff it in the water skin and squeeze out the water. Works especially well on Karkinos and trilobite!

Trilo: Hi!

Me: You be ugly and wierd

Trilo: ...BROTHER A HUMAN CALL ME UGLY AND WEIRD

Me: you brother can't do nothin-

Giant crab: HOW DARE YOU

Me: Well F I'm done

His Bro: YAS YOU ARE HUMAN!

Me: *you where killed by a trilobites big bro*

It’s diet comes from its name triloBITE-A-DODO

There is a max level trapped in my ocean pen, can’t tame it but I still act like it’s a tame XD

PS: I call him Toralie

Legend has it that a trilobite and Chuck Norris had a baby and that's were the dodo came from.

Hey guys I propose a deal, max level giga for 3 black pearls I got from a triolobite!

-every beach bob ever

Go sit on it they said it’s soft they said