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Trilobite vs dodo

News reporter: "Golly Jesus! A trilobite and a dodo competing?!"

Dodo: Hah! Cockroach of the sea, eh? I have an army behind me.

Trilobite: I'd like to see you try againts my karkinos!

Dodo and trilobite: ATTTAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKK

(blood and guts fly everywhere while screams and cries of horror fill the atmosphere)

(Armies are down)

Trilo: guess it's just me and you...(grabs sword)

Dodo:yep..(grabs water skin)

Trilo: WAIT NO FU-

(Trilobite (trilobite) level 2,892,907 was killed by Dodo (dodo) level 1☠

Dodo: Got any problems with water creatures? Get a water skin, grab a water creature and stuff it in the water skin and squeeze out the water. Works especially well on Karkinos and trilobite!

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