Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Trilobite vs dodo
News reporter: "Golly Jesus! A trilobite and a dodo competing?!"
Dodo: Hah! Cockroach of the sea, eh? I have an army behind me.
Trilobite: I'd like to see you try againts my karkinos!
Dodo and trilobite: ATTTAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKK
(blood and guts fly everywhere while screams and cries of horror fill the atmosphere)
(Armies are down)
Trilo: guess it's just me and you...(grabs sword)
Dodo:yep..(grabs water skin)
Trilo: WAIT NO FU-
(Trilobite (trilobite) level 2,892,907 was killed by Dodo (dodo) level 1โ
Dodo: Got any problems with water creatures? Get a water skin, grab a water creature and stuff it in the water skin and squeeze out the water. Works especially well on Karkinos and trilobite!
More Trilobite Funny Tips
GUYS WATCH YOUR BUTTS, THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GIGA, RIGHT UP THERE WITH DODOS
Ah the Trilobite... Also Known as the Cockroach of the Sea!
If you so much call these creatures an idiot, their giant crab cousin will fly from his home in Aberration and throw you 500 feet in the air.
I tamed one in aberration and was running away from a crab and my trilobite jimmy held him of for me to escape f for jimmy.
Pepper Ridge farm remembers when these used to be a common sighting on land.....
Dododex is wrong once more, they are tameable it just requires a very special item enable to tame one: forcetame.
The Dodo of the oceans, absolute beast watch your Mosa's health well
*alpha Rex spawns near base*
Me: ahh wat Evs my giga can take it
*trillobite spawns near base*
Me: OMG IM GONNA I HAVE TO GO TAME A DODO
When a noob gets a Black Pearl:OM MY GOD I FOUND ONE IM GONNA GO TRADE THIS FOR A BUNCH OF DRAKE EGGS
Bluds he is tied with coelo๐๐๐