Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the trilobite? Funny trilobite jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you find this run the opposite way. They will one hit your tames, even a giga. I accidentally lead this back to my base and it wiped me. Tek and all. These things are the deadliest creatures in the game
This is why people hate bug type pokemon... example: golisopod has pre- evolved into a wimpod and went to ark...
The other reason... as misty says whenever she sees bug types...
BUG TYPES BUG ME...
The other reason... as misty says whenever she sees bug types...
BUG TYPES BUG ME...
A Noob On Mobile: (wandering on a beach near The Footpaw Region when he sees one of these crawl out of the water) Ooh, a horseshoe crab! I wonder how these are tamed...
Trilobite: Oh! Hi, I didnβt even think any humans would be here at a time like this...
Noob: ?
Trilobite: Dude, didnβt you look at the sky? Itβs clearly pretty early! And your bare skin tells me your a new guy, so why not make a thatch hut or something?
Noob: *doesnβt listen and offers berries and meat, not knowing whether Trilobites are herbivores or carnivores*
Trilobite: Bruh, you could just craft a fish basket and put me in that and then Iβd be willing to accept your friendship. But I donβt like being tamed out in the open because Iβm very scared of predators!
Noob: ....But baskets canβt be crafted in mobile, which is what Iβm on...
Trilobite: This isnβt Mobile, silly...
Noob: .... *punches it*
Trilobite: Eek! Get away! (Gets scared and flees to the water)
Noob: ...Why is it like this?...
Trilobite: Oh! Hi, I didnβt even think any humans would be here at a time like this...
Noob: ?
Trilobite: Dude, didnβt you look at the sky? Itβs clearly pretty early! And your bare skin tells me your a new guy, so why not make a thatch hut or something?
Noob: *doesnβt listen and offers berries and meat, not knowing whether Trilobites are herbivores or carnivores*
Trilobite: Bruh, you could just craft a fish basket and put me in that and then Iβd be willing to accept your friendship. But I donβt like being tamed out in the open because Iβm very scared of predators!
Noob: ....But baskets canβt be crafted in mobile, which is what Iβm on...
Trilobite: This isnβt Mobile, silly...
Noob: .... *punches it*
Trilobite: Eek! Get away! (Gets scared and flees to the water)
Noob: ...Why is it like this?...
There is a max level trapped in my ocean pen, canβt tame it but I still act like itβs a tame XD
PS: I call him Toralie
PS: I call him Toralie
so the first memory measurement unit was 1 trilobite...
Let the trilobite raids ... begin π
In real life, nature had to try to kill these things four different times before they finally went extinct.
If you play pokemon you will know how to tame it it's just wimpod you see
My cove is infested with theses guys but I know Iβll need them later so I just feast on dodos
Me: OOOOH SEA FOOD!!!!!!! Me trying to eat it raw: BLEH IT TASTE LIKE FISH POO!!
As soon as you see it RUN because this thing can one shot a giga and bosses so run when you see never engage in a battle it can kill you in god mode
NOOOOO JIMMMY
heβs a flat jack :,(
heβs a flat jack :,(
This thing will delete your Survivor if you try to attack it
This... THIS MONSTER. Requires your lvl 140 dodo
It killed my entire parasaur convoy
Only the skilled of skilled can defeat it
Use hatchet for getting chitin
It killed my entire parasaur convoy
Only the skilled of skilled can defeat it
Use hatchet for getting chitin
Legend has it that a trilobite and Chuck Norris had a baby and that's were the dodo came from.
They are literally born to be killed and harvested for chitin, silica and black pearls.
This is not a thread. Google that ish
Use it as a shield, bad idea. Hide behind it, bad idea. Use it as hide, good idea.
I can just use a pokeball to tame it....right?
Is this the monster that lives in that tek guy