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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the trilobite? Funny trilobite jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 242 · Answer 1 · 2017-10-10T16:36:30+00:00

GUYS WATCH YOUR BUTTS, THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GIGA, RIGHT UP THERE WITH DODOS

score 195 · Answer 2 · 2017-09-09T03:47:54+00:00

Ah the Trilobite... Also Known as the Cockroach of the Sea!

score 158 · Answer 3 · 2017-11-04T10:03:19+00:00

If you so much call these creatures an idiot, their giant crab cousin will fly from his home in Aberration and throw you 500 feet in the air.

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-29T21:11:05+00:00

*alpha Rex spawns near base*
Me: ahh wat Evs my giga can take it
*trillobite spawns near base*
Me: OMG IM GONNA I HAVE TO GO TAME A DODO

score 132 · Answer 5 · 2017-08-30T19:40:06+00:00

Pepper Ridge farm remembers when these used to be a common sighting on land.....

score 127 · Answer 6 · 2017-09-27T13:49:52+00:00

Dododex is wrong once more, they are tameable it just requires a very special item enable to tame one: forcetame.

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-29T15:39:20+00:00

You can kinda break the game and take them with a fish basket. The dont use any food and they cant level but hey, you have one now

score 90 · Answer 8 · 2017-10-13T18:09:51+00:00

The Dodo of the oceans, absolute beast watch your Mosa's health well

score 72 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-04T22:23:25+00:00

When a noob gets a Black Pearl:OM MY GOD I FOUND ONE IM GONNA GO TRADE THIS FOR A BUNCH OF DRAKE EGGS

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-16T16:38:03+00:00

Tameing a stego trilobite crawls under me next thing I know I am in the sky then fall and die the game told me I died from a trilobite

score 55 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-12T14:40:18+00:00

This is the most dangerous creature in ARK!! Run the crap away if you see one!! This thing may even be more powerful than the dodo!! RIP Kevin!!!

Answer 12 · 2020-06-09T01:03:39+00:00

This is not a thread. Google that ish

score 37 · Answer 13 · 2018-02-14T23:41:34+00:00

Kill them all. It gets you rich.

score 33 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-03T14:40:42+00:00

This creature is absolutely dangerous she also sucks you like a vacuum cleaner. No shit, you see how big she is.

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-13T07:31:57+00:00

This is why people hate bug type pokemon... example: golisopod has pre- evolved into a wimpod and went to ark...
The other reason... as misty says whenever she sees bug types...
BUG TYPES BUG ME...

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-12T02:56:28+00:00

There is a max level trapped in my ocean pen, can’t tame it but I still act like it’s a tame XD

PS: I call him Toralie

score 16 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-17T21:43:30+00:00

Why do these things look like horse shoe crabs up or down

score 16 · Answer 18 · 2018-06-14T17:57:52+00:00

When you find this run the opposite way. They will one hit your tames, even a giga. I accidentally lead this back to my base and it wiped me. Tek and all. These things are the deadliest creatures in the game

score 17 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-01T02:18:16+00:00

is it just me or are these things just too fun to kill?

score 15 · Answer 20 · 2018-02-22T09:00:49+00:00

so the first memory measurement unit was 1 trilobite...