What are some funny jokes or stories about the trilobite? Funny trilobite jokes submitted by ARK players.
GUYS WATCH YOUR BUTTS, THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GIGA, RIGHT UP THERE WITH DODOS
Ah the Trilobite... Also Known as the Cockroach of the Sea!
I tamed one in aberration and was running away from a crab and my trilobite jimmy held him of for me to escape f for jimmy.
If you so much call these creatures an idiot, their giant crab cousin will fly from his home in Aberration and throw you 500 feet in the air.
Dododex is wrong once more, they are tameable it just requires a very special item enable to tame one: forcetame.
Pepper Ridge farm remembers when these used to be a common sighting on land.....
Put it on wander, call it Roomba. Now you have a trilo-vac.
*alpha Rex spawns near base*
Me: ahh wat Evs my giga can take it
*trillobite spawns near base*
Me: OMG IM GONNA I HAVE TO GO TAME A DODO
Fun fact. These guys are not extinct! They still thrive to this day! Don’t believe me? Look it up!
Trilobite vs dodo
News reporter: "Golly Jesus! A trilobite and a dodo competing?!"
Dodo: Hah! Cockroach of the sea, eh? I have an army behind me.
Trilobite: I'd like to see you try againts my karkinos!
Dodo and trilobite: ATTTAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKK
(blood and guts fly everywhere while screams and cries of horror fill the atmosphere)
(Armies are down)
Trilo: guess it's just me and you...(grabs sword)
Dodo:yep..(grabs water skin)
Trilo: WAIT NO FU-
(Trilobite (trilobite) level 2,892,907 was killed by Dodo (dodo) level 1☠
Dodo: Got any problems with water creatures? Get a water skin, grab a water creature and stuff it in the water skin and squeeze out the water. Works especially well on Karkinos and trilobite!
The Dodo of the oceans, absolute beast watch your Mosa's health well
Why is this in the category ‘Tamable’?
They only spawn when you don’t need them
When a noob gets a Black Pearl:OM MY GOD I FOUND ONE IM GONNA GO TRADE THIS FOR A BUNCH OF DRAKE EGGS
Me: You be ugly and wierd
Trilo: ...BROTHER A HUMAN CALL ME UGLY AND WEIRD
Me: you brother can't do nothin-
Giant crab: HOW DARE YOU
Me: Well F I'm done
His Bro: YAS YOU ARE HUMAN!
Me: *you where killed by a trilobites big bro*
And we actually thought the giga was good
Found a bunch when I was like level 2 killed them all
Now I’m level 64 and need oil
When they are tamed they eat berries :/
This is the most dangerous creature in ARK!! Run the crap away if you see one!! This thing may even be more powerful than the dodo!! RIP Kevin!!!