Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the trilobite? Funny trilobite jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 347 · Answer 1 · 2017-10-10T16:36:30+00:00

GUYS WATCH YOUR BUTTS, THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GIGA, RIGHT UP THERE WITH DODOS

score 280 · Answer 2 · 2017-09-09T03:47:54+00:00

Ah the Trilobite... Also Known as the Cockroach of the Sea!

score 87 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-09T13:10:50+00:00

I tamed one in aberration and was running away from a crab and my trilobite jimmy held him of for me to escape f for jimmy.

score 205 · Answer 4 · 2017-11-04T10:03:19+00:00

If you so much call these creatures an idiot, their giant crab cousin will fly from his home in Aberration and throw you 500 feet in the air.

score 159 · Answer 5 · 2017-09-27T13:49:52+00:00

Dododex is wrong once more, they are tameable it just requires a very special item enable to tame one: forcetame.

score 155 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-30T19:40:06+00:00

Pepper Ridge farm remembers when these used to be a common sighting on land.....

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-17T16:11:55+00:00

I was level two found a lot now like level 89 and i see one or two every day

score 60 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-29T21:11:05+00:00

*alpha Rex spawns near base*

Me: ahh wat Evs my giga can take it

*trillobite spawns near base*

Me: OMG IM GONNA I HAVE TO GO TAME A DODO

score 127 · Answer 9 · 2017-10-13T18:09:51+00:00

The Dodo of the oceans, absolute beast watch your Mosa's health well

score 95 · Answer 10 · 2018-01-04T22:23:25+00:00

When a noob gets a Black Pearl:OM MY GOD I FOUND ONE IM GONNA GO TRADE THIS FOR A BUNCH OF DRAKE EGGS

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-11T11:56:22+00:00

Net it for a friend good friend for aberration

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-19T20:43:54+00:00

I can put on a saddle on it by some resion

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-15T16:15:25+00:00

Gives u chitin….. BUT THERE SOOOO CUUUTE!!!

score 68 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-12T14:40:18+00:00

This is the most dangerous creature in ARK!! Run the crap away if you see one!! This thing may even be more powerful than the dodo!! RIP Kevin!!!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-19T10:06:01+00:00

HAHA, tame a bunch of these, throw 'em into a house and set them on wandering! Roomba-Games for those who'd like to take a short rest while playing

score 20 · Answer 16 · 2021-02-05T21:46:22+00:00

They only spawn when you don’t need them

score 12 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-22T06:47:30+00:00

Put it on wander, call it Roomba. Now you have a trilo-vac.

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-03-25T19:54:36+00:00

It’s diet comes from its name triloBITE-A-DODO

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-09T00:22:09+00:00

So I was out killing megalodons because I needed some fish meat to tame one of them but then I realized I don’t know how to tame them so I log off for a couple minutes then guess what happens? I log back on and I see one of these and I literally freaked out so much it was hilarious then I went here to see what they were and if they were hostile literally I just booked it LOL (my ark account if you want to friend me:my user name is chicksleeper) I hope this made you laugh it’s a real story

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2021-08-09T14:48:14+00:00

Fun fact. These guys are not extinct! They still thrive to this day! Don’t believe me? Look it up!