If I got 5 cents for every time I thought a trike was stuck and tried to tame it and it got unstuck and killed me and my tames with me I would have $4 and 50 cents

So I was just a little noob on a beach, right? So I wanted some meat so I can survive. I hit one and then jumped up on a rock, and learned that THEY CAN CLIMB UP 90 DEGREE ANGLE WALLS! AND NOT JUST THEM! ALSO ANYTHING THAT CAN’T JUMP!

I don’t actually feel safe when I’m without my trike or my ptera ( if you are above the danger you aren’t in danger) and my only consolation to losing it is that I have a 115 spino waiting to be saddled when I get one.

I saw one fighting a bunch of good ol pulmonoscorpions, it killed a bunch but it went unconscious so i went into the area and tamed it while trying to survive the scorpions

Me: “hey pal, look, a triceratops.”

Bald Bub: “ooh, it has an egg! Me like.”

Me: “Dude, don’t even think about it!”

Bald Bub: “eggy and eggy… ”

Me: “nooooooooooooooooo!”

*Bald Bub lvl 2 was killed by trike lvl 23*

Earlier today I had a level 137 Trike named Tracy. Her and I were out on a mission to tame the local spinosaurus. The plan was for Tracy to tank while I unloaded my tranq darts. It didn’t go as planned. She was jumped by two raptors a thero and then the spino. I tried to help her escape but I was to slow. It took me about a half an hour to get all of my stuff back and I eventually did get the spino. Then I went on a killing spree to avenge my fallen dino.

#Tracy

Please don’t do this trice

I will give you a dice

NO THERE MUST BE A PRICE

a price for the dice?

NO A PRICE FOR YOUR LIFE

beware I have a knife

I NEED YOUR SOUL

No, but I’ll give you a bowl

I WANT TO KILL YOU

aw me too!

GO AWAY GO AWAY

i may go away?

YES YES GO AWAY

maybe I’ll come back another day…

But for now I want YOUR life! You forgot I had a knife!

I was trying to imprint my baby trike it said it wanted cooked fish meat🤔

I'm going to tame one of these! 5seconds later gets pushed of a cliff. i survived the fall! as sarco comes alooking

You steal its egg, they steal your life. Done deal

Do not pick this mans egg its peacefull real good but the egg if you pick it up he might yeet you out of existance

DO NOT HIT ONE WITH OTHERS NEAR BY......they hurt so bad

Gomilis(I know not real spelling but you know what I meant:I am fastest

Carcha: haha nope

Centrosures: end of debate

Trike after I took his egg: sound barrier is broken

Do not pick up a trike egg especially if the parent is a high level(I learnt the hard way) they will chase you until you get sent to Jesus😭✝️

When I first played ark I had two trikes and I saw a spino near my base, so with my logic two trikes and a human with a bow should be able to kill a spino!

I watched as that spino destroyed my trikes.

I saw a trike, it had the rivalry buff and my sis thought it was an alpha XD

I didn’t listen

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I took the egg

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And I was yeeted into submission

Pro tip: (even for you pros with tek gear) just leave the egg and we will all lived to see the next sunrise.

When an angry one camps near your base:

Bippity boppity,

Your base is now my property

Now you shall suffer in the sun

And all of your house pets are damn done

How to tame a trike

1: punch it

2: focking die

Today I tamed my first trike of my brand new hard hardcore world he was a level 95 so I took him on a note run to level him up I had to Cross the swamp to get to the next note and I was confident Maybe to confidence so I went for it and the next thing I know there was 2 sarcos 2 Berries and a capero rip big bob😭😔😞☹️🥺