So I was just a little noob on a beach, right? So I wanted some meat so I can survive. I hit one and then jumped up on a rock, and learned that THEY CAN CLIMB UP 90 DEGREE ANGLE WALLS! AND NOT JUST THEM! ALSO ANYTHING THAT CAN’T JUMP!

I don’t actually feel safe when I’m without my trike or my ptera ( if you are above the danger you aren’t in danger) and my only consolation to losing it is that I have a 115 spino waiting to be saddled when I get one.

Me: “hey pal, look, a triceratops.”

Bald Bub: “ooh, it has an egg! Me like.”

Me: “Dude, don’t even think about it!”

Bald Bub: “eggy and eggy… ”

Me: “nooooooooooooooooo!”

*Bald Bub lvl 2 was killed by trike lvl 23*

I saw one fighting a bunch of good ol pulmonoscorpions, it killed a bunch but it went unconscious so i went into the area and tamed it while trying to survive the scorpions

I was trying to imprint my baby trike it said it wanted cooked fish meat🤔

I'm going to tame one of these! 5seconds later gets pushed of a cliff. i survived the fall! as sarco comes alooking

One day I built a trap for the trike but it was stupid

You steal its egg, they steal your life. Done deal

DO NOT HIT ONE WITH OTHERS NEAR BY......they hurt so bad

Do not pick this mans egg its peacefull real good but the egg if you pick it up he might yeet you out of existance

Gomilis(I know not real spelling but you know what I meant:I am fastest

Carcha: haha nope

Centrosures: end of debate

Trike after I took his egg: sound barrier is broken

Do not pick up a trike egg especially if the parent is a high level(I learnt the hard way) they will chase you until you get sent to Jesus😭✝️

When I first played ark I had two trikes and I saw a spino near my base, so with my logic two trikes and a human with a bow should be able to kill a spino!

I watched as that spino destroyed my trikes.

I saw a trike, it had the rivalry buff and my sis thought it was an alpha XD

When an angry one camps near your base:

Bippity boppity,

Your base is now my property

Now you shall suffer in the sun

And all of your house pets are damn done

I didn’t listen

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I took the egg

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And I was yeeted into submission

Pro tip: (even for you pros with tek gear) just leave the egg and we will all lived to see the next sunrise.

How to tame a trike

1: punch it

2: focking die