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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 43 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-08T21:16:37+00:00

I saw a trike, it had the rivalry buff and my sis thought it was an alpha XD

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-16T23:56:52+00:00

I once accidentally booped the trike and it killed me. #CannotTrustTrikes

score 60 · Answer 3 · 2018-05-04T13:13:33+00:00

DO NOT HIT ONE WITH OTHERS NEAR BY......they hurt so bad

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2025-01-22T21:36:49+00:00

I beat five up with my first and no armour. Only dieed 24 times

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-27T13:29:34+00:00

so.. uh.. I think ark needs to update or smth. I got two triceratops, and then breaded them. Tada! Baby triceratops. It grew up, and then fell in love with his mother. Meanwhile, the father is also still in love with the mother. Then, I breed again! Another baby. And when he grows up, he’s in love with the mother. I still have yet to find another female.

score 29 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-10T15:09:32+00:00

Three horns WHY CANT IT STAB THINGS YET!

score 45 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-18T23:00:51+00:00

When an angry one camps near your base:

Bippity boppity,

Your base is now my property

Now you shall suffer in the sun

And all of your house pets are damn done

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2024-12-01T23:38:11+00:00

Once I was bored so I hit a trike and ran then I went to this hill but it was SMART it went around and climbed up.

#be scared of these guys there smart

score 25 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-23T21:05:52+00:00

Me: Unleashes the wrath ofthe mighty wooden club on a Trike

The 6 other trikes nearby: 😡😡

score 33 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-12T02:05:51+00:00

I was on a rock and it came towards me. I learned they can climb.

score 35 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-11T22:50:04+00:00

I’m so proud of these guys.

Do you remember the days when a noob survivor would run up to a trike a punch one, the chase lasted hours.

And now finally, these guys have an ALPHA variation.

🦖

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2025-04-13T14:05:45+00:00

Don’t attack a trike I leaned the hard way

score 12 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-30T07:26:29+00:00

Me being a noob to the game and seeing a trike😃

Me looking up a taming vid🤔

Me thinking I’m a pro and can tame the trike now😎

Me hitting it and running and thinking it it is weak and slow😏

Me when it kills me 5 times, destroys my ugly base and kills my only dilophosoar💀🤬😭

score 42 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-24T00:27:28+00:00

Me and my friends tried to tame one on a boat, we we drowned all of them...

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-01T06:36:28+00:00

One man one slingshot = tamed triceratop

Chicken

score 11 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-30T07:30:00+00:00

I’m definitely building my trap how to stone after the experiences I have had with triceratops in the past!!!🤣🤣🤣

score 40 · Answer 17 · 2018-01-30T17:13:19+00:00

Tricyclebis apparently inappropriate, however sure you can name him horny dave.

score 27 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-26T17:41:44+00:00

To everyone who's tame randomly disappeared: THEY LIVE! Don't give up! Pteranodons have been located after a week in the game!

score 27 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-25T07:10:02+00:00

Me yay new trike

Mrs YEET YEET trike killed dodo

Me lets go get that big red egg

Trike glows red

Me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh spino run

Where that dodo

Ms YEET YEET in the water idiot

Me don’t be rude to your master

score 27 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-24T21:26:52+00:00

It's a bad idea to Bola the trik