We all remember when we tried to bola this guy
Triceratops
Jokes and funny moments about the Triceratops from ARK players.
I didn't listen.
I stole the egg.
And then tried to give it back.
The Trike said no.
RIP: Me.
I had a triceratops level 257 and I was exploring in the mountains and I found a crystal and I jumped off of my triceratops and a flying creature killed me and wen I woke up i ran in the mountains to find mi triceratops and i haven’t found him but I never receive a text…
I had a triceratops level 257 and I was exploring in the mountains and I found a crystal and I jumped off of my triceratops and a flying creature killed me and wen I woke up i ran in the mountains to find mi triceratops and i haven’t found him but I never receive a text saying he died I hope I will find him.
I was roaming around the Island when I heard a someone scream, “It didn’t bola!” I turn around to see the man get curb stomped into oblivion
Its egg tastes like heaven! And the trikes send you there!
Tried to down and tame a trike:😀
Climb a rock so it would't attack:😄
It also climb the rock:💀
-Playing Aberration
-Trike dies so need to get another one
-No water so my torpor is going up
-Shoot tranq arrow at trike
-I'm unconscious now
-ohheck.jpg
-Diplo and doedi attack trike
-I wake up, I'm injured and start shooting trike
-Trike kills me
-Respawns…
-Playing Aberration
-Trike dies so need to get another one
-No water so my torpor is going up
-Shoot tranq arrow at trike
-I'm unconscious now
-ohheck.jpg
-Diplo and doedi attack trike
-I wake up, I'm injured and start shooting trike
-Trike kills me
-Respawns and goes back to trike
-It's still there
-Get my stuff back and knock out trike
Me: oh look a trike I bet it’s peaceful
Also me: attacks dodo near it and accidentally hits it
Trike: so you have chosen… death
Me: wat
Trike: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
Trust me,😭 Never EVER pick up a triceratops egg... you can't outrun them... they will never... stop chasing you. But the best thing to do is go behind a strong but chill enemy, try and make the triceratops hit it, you successfully got a triceratops egg without…
Trust me,😭 Never EVER pick up a triceratops egg... you can't outrun them... they will never... stop chasing you. But the best thing to do is go behind a strong but chill enemy, try and make the triceratops hit it, you successfully got a triceratops egg without dieing.💯😘😎
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The trike has of the most powerful farts in the game
Trike has three horns, the illuminati has three sides, illuminati confirmed
YOU STEAL MY EGG
I CUT YOUR LEG
YOU FLY TO HELL
AND ILL BE WAITING THERE
30 May 2026
What do you call a Triceratops crossed with a Unicorn?
A Uniceratops!
Like 4 more! :)
If I get more than 10 I’ll make another one on Raptor
YOU CUT MY TREES
I BRAKE YOUR KNEES
I SNAP YOUR HAMI
AND STEAL YOUR KIDDNEYS
I was playing on the center, and my tribe mate had landed for stams with a ptera at the top of one of the rock formations and he thought it would be hilarious if he aggrovated the trike so it hit me and the knockback sent me off of the mesa to my death . I can still hear my…
I was playing on the center, and my tribe mate had landed for stams with a ptera at the top of one of the rock formations and he thought it would be hilarious if he aggrovated the trike so it hit me and the knockback sent me off of the mesa to my death . I can still hear my shriek from falling.
They protect
They attack
Best of all they have good knock back
Lvl 69 me: riding tapejara hunting for unicorns
Raptor: *attacks a triceratops
Triceratops: *dies
Triceratops body: * launches into air and hits ground bouncing away faster than a gallimimus
Me: what
I dont know why he eats kibble from the carno egg because hes a herbivore.......
My idea: Hes is a Monster and eats everything.....yes conputer too.
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up…
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
If I got 5 cents for every time I thought a trike was stuck and tried to tame it and it got unstuck and killed me and my tames with me I would have $4 and 50 cents