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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
OK so one time I was just minding my own business looking for berries and whatever and I’m not that new to the game but not a group player. I was about level six anyways, I thought I could tame one of these guys, so I started shooting it with arrows and apparently one of them came right behind me. I don’t know where, and flew me out of existence but anyways, now I got one tamed and forever. I thought it was a girl because of its colors its colors people I thought it was a girl, but no and I was wondering all the other girl dinos with eggs but how come on doesn’t finally I read the tag and then I realize oh flowers a boy, so I try to change the name and I can’t don’t know why, but I can’t. Oh and poor flower. The boy got ambushed by his own kind one up for RIP flower.
You know when you kill something random and a few minutes later the dead body is a ball? Well I killed a trike today with my rex herbivore island and I came back 2 mins later and saw it in a ball and HIS HEAD WAS POKING OUT AND HIS MOUTH WAS OPEN LIKE >:O AT ME SO I LAUGHED MY REAR END OFF UNTILL IT DECOMPOSED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂