Hah......Good old banana heads
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Triceratops
Jokes and funny moments about the Triceratops from ARK players.
WeLl..... wHy Do YoU kIlL mE make dis boi nicer
So I was just trying to kill a triceratops with a bow and I was like ooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😱! And I died in two shots from the triceratops😠.
Why have not one but 3 horns why wonder what he do with it
Your face is like a pig your tall is like a dog your body is like a cow what are you
My favorite dinosaur ( I like herbivores)
I just tamed this boy. Lvl uped him to lvl 100 with stack and health. Then I died to a giga. Next the by I know , giga lvl 110 was killed by trike lvl 100
I AM A TRIKE
I AM A BIG FAT SPIKE
IM BETTER THAN STEGOS AO I GO SIKE
I AM TRIKE
I LIKE SPIKE
SAYIN SIKE
CAUSE I AM A TRIKE
I AM TOXIC
CAUSE I AM TRIKE AND I GO SIKE TO STE GO S
THIS A POEM ABOUT TRIKE SAYING SIKE OR WHATEVS BYE
If these guys hit a spike wall they fly back like a damn IED.
I was trying to get a trike I thought it was running but when I started to chase it it turned around and killed me😠
I let unconscious a weird trike. It legit moved. Like, it sleep walked. But don’t let it GO IN THE WATER
Can I dinosaur is the biggest dinosaur I Edelstein and I want
Me:want to tame a trike
Trike:mmmmm they plants taste nice
Me:gets the slingshot ready
Trike:umm what it’s he doing over there
Me:fires stone at trike
Trike:ohhhhh you think you can Tame me WELL LETS SEE
Me:fires more stones at trike
Trike:HACKS HOW CAN YOU GET ON…
Me:want to tame a trike
Trike:mmmmm they plants taste nice
Me:gets the slingshot ready
Trike:umm what it’s he doing over there
Me:fires stone at trike
Trike:ohhhhh you think you can Tame me WELL LETS SEE
Me:fires more stones at trike
Trike:HACKS HOW CAN YOU GET ON STONE
Me:hehe
Me:keeps hitting trike with stones
-trike runs up stone-
Trike:oh YES I got you now sucker
Me:goes behind some trees
Trike:what how am I able to not break through
Me:keeps hitting trike with stone
Trike:JUST ONE MORE PUSh
Me:keeps on firing even more stones
Trike:why am I felling dizzy
-trike is lvl 100 and at 1K hp-
Trike:oh hell nah I’m out sucker
Me:no
Trike:REEeEE am SPPED
Me:chases trike
-trike gets stuck on big rock-
Trike:why can’t I get through this rock UGh
Me:knocks out trike
Trike:ZZZZzZZzzzzzz
Me:doesn’t feed trike for 1.3H irl time
-trike is at 1960 hunger-
Me:SHOVES UP 180+ MEGO BERRIES INTO THE TRIKE’S MOUTH
Trike:yummy yum yum now I love you cuz you don’t feed me for 1.3 real life hours and then should up 180+ megoberries into my small mouth now I will fight for death for you
Trike:gets eaten my megapraina
Me:UGH not agin
Me:pokes megapraina with spear 100000000000000 times to kill it
Me:doesn’t know what to do
-I get an idea-
Me:starts to tame a Para
Parasaur:oh god NO PLS NO
Me:keeps hitting para with slingshot
-para runs away fast-
Para:ha you can’t get me I’m faster >:D
Me:I’m not sure about that
Me:bolas para
Para:CHEATS you can’t make me go stuck cheater cheater >:C
Me:kocks out para easily
Me:shoves breeies inkt para mouth
Para:cuz you feed when I’m sleep I love you now
Me:spots giga
Para:what you doing
Me:wisile para
-I come to hop on para to save para-
Giga:pepere to DIE
-giga bites me and para-
Me:gosh dang it ima play later cuz giga mean
Giga:hahahaha noob I killed you and your stupid para in 1 hit
-giga eventual despwans-
Dead para:ha you dead giga
Dead trike:never kill our owner
Dead giga:but he tastes nice
Dead para and dead trike:……
Me:comes back on
Dead trike and dead para:let’s see how your beloved owner plays
Me:murders 8 trikes and 53 parasaurs
Me:etas the trikes and parasaurs
Me:yummy
Dead trike and dead parasaur:we won’t stop our owner form eating our family
Da end
The health bar of my triceratops was 911, I’m not kidding
Offensiven jokes not allowed.
Real men use a sling shot and no trap like me
When I was trying to tame this idiotic Beast, it killed my dilophosaur,my two dodos,and my house. RIP all. F for respects 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
PPP p p to g g g g g s s w r t ted
My but hole is so bod from that horn going up my ass
I found an egg I didn’t look at the name of it and the trike is on my trail. And instead of dropping the egg I.... ate it by accident so now I’m stuck with a mom trike following me. AND I OOP AND I OOP SKSKSKSKSKSK