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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:want to tame a trike
Trike:mmmmm they plants taste nice
Me:gets the slingshot ready
Trike:umm what it’s he doing over there
Me:fires stone at trike
Trike:ohhhhh you think you can Tame me WELL LETS SEE
Me:fires more stones at trike
Trike:HACKS HOW CAN YOU GET ON STONE
Me:hehe
Me:keeps hitting trike with stones
-trike runs up stone-
Trike:oh YES I got you now sucker
Me:goes behind some trees
Trike:what how am I able to not break through
Me:keeps hitting trike with stone
Trike:JUST ONE MORE PUSh
Me:keeps on firing even more stones
Trike:why am I felling dizzy
-trike is lvl 100 and at 1K hp-
Trike:oh hell nah I’m out sucker
Me:no
Trike:REEeEE am SPPED
Me:chases trike
-trike gets stuck on big rock-
Trike:why can’t I get through this rock UGh
Me:knocks out trike
Trike:ZZZZzZZzzzzzz
Me:doesn’t feed trike for 1.3H irl time
-trike is at 1960 hunger-
Me:SHOVES UP 180+ MEGO BERRIES INTO THE TRIKE’S MOUTH
Trike:yummy yum yum now I love you cuz you don’t feed me for 1.3 real life hours and then should up 180+ megoberries into my small mouth now I will fight for death for you
Trike:gets eaten my megapraina
Me:UGH not agin
Me:pokes megapraina with spear 100000000000000 times to kill it
Me:doesn’t know what to do
-I get an idea-
Me:starts to tame a Para
Parasaur:oh god NO PLS NO
Me:keeps hitting para with slingshot
-para runs away fast-
Para:ha you can’t get me I’m faster >:D
Me:I’m not sure about that
Me:bolas para
Para:CHEATS you can’t make me go stuck cheater cheater >:C
Me:kocks out para easily
Me:shoves breeies inkt para mouth
Para:cuz you feed when I’m sleep I love you now
Me:spots giga
Para:what you doing
Me:wisile para
-I come to hop on para to save para-
Giga:pepere to DIE
-giga bites me and para-
Me:gosh dang it ima play later cuz giga mean
Giga:hahahaha noob I killed you and your stupid para in 1 hit
-giga eventual despwans-
Dead para:ha you dead giga
Dead trike:never kill our owner
Dead giga:but he tastes nice
Dead para and dead trike:……
Me:comes back on
Dead trike and dead para:let’s see how your beloved owner plays
Me:murders 8 trikes and 53 parasaurs
Me:etas the trikes and parasaurs
Me:yummy
Dead trike and dead parasaur:we won’t stop our owner form eating our family
Da end