Me:want to tame a trike

Trike:mmmmm they plants taste nice

Me:gets the slingshot ready

Trike:umm what it’s he doing over there

Me:fires stone at trike

Trike:ohhhhh you think you can Tame me WELL LETS SEE

Me:fires more stones at trike

Trike:HACKS HOW CAN YOU GET ON STONE

Me:hehe

Me:keeps hitting trike with stones

-trike runs up stone-

Trike:oh YES I got you now sucker

Me:goes behind some trees

Trike:what how am I able to not break through

Me:keeps hitting trike with stone

Trike:JUST ONE MORE PUSh

Me:keeps on firing even more stones

Trike:why am I felling dizzy

-trike is lvl 100 and at 1K hp-

Trike:oh hell nah I’m out sucker

Me:no

Trike:REEeEE am SPPED

Me:chases trike

-trike gets stuck on big rock-

Trike:why can’t I get through this rock UGh

Me:knocks out trike

Trike:ZZZZzZZzzzzzz

Me:doesn’t feed trike for 1.3H irl time

-trike is at 1960 hunger-

Me:SHOVES UP 180+ MEGO BERRIES INTO THE TRIKE’S MOUTH

Trike:yummy yum yum now I love you cuz you don’t feed me for 1.3 real life hours and then should up 180+ megoberries into my small mouth now I will fight for death for you

Trike:gets eaten my megapraina

Me:UGH not agin

Me:pokes megapraina with spear 100000000000000 times to kill it

Me:doesn’t know what to do

-I get an idea-

Me:starts to tame a Para

Parasaur:oh god NO PLS NO

Me:keeps hitting para with slingshot

-para runs away fast-

Para:ha you can’t get me I’m faster >:D

Me:I’m not sure about that

Me:bolas para

Para:CHEATS you can’t make me go stuck cheater cheater >:C

Me:kocks out para easily

Me:shoves breeies inkt para mouth

Para:cuz you feed when I’m sleep I love you now

Me:spots giga

Para:what you doing

Me:wisile para

-I come to hop on para to save para-

Giga:pepere to DIE

-giga bites me and para-

Me:gosh dang it ima play later cuz giga mean

Giga:hahahaha noob I killed you and your stupid para in 1 hit

-giga eventual despwans-

Dead para:ha you dead giga

Dead trike:never kill our owner

Dead giga:but he tastes nice

Dead para and dead trike:……

Me:comes back on

Dead trike and dead para:let’s see how your beloved owner plays

Me:murders 8 trikes and 53 parasaurs

Me:etas the trikes and parasaurs

Me:yummy

Dead trike and dead parasaur:we won’t stop our owner form eating our family

Da end