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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
The story of the black terror!!!
Joe the human: *walks through forest with heavy tek armor and sees max the jerboa*
Faultry the human: don’t you think about it joe!!!
Joe the human: *punches max the jerboa*
Faultry the human: NOOO
Black thing in the distance: *groaannnn* *low bellowing sound*
Faultry + joe: *walk deeper into forest, crouching, and finding a baby trike as the black thing*
Baby trike: *munching on bush leaves*
Joe: *almost tackles*
Faultry: don’t! *pushes joe away from trike*
Joe: WHYYY, I was gonna collect his horns for stewww… the only food my baby T. rex will eat.
Faultry: fine *crouches away*
Joe: *bags trike and suffocates him for the stew*
Another huge big shadow: *mOaNnN*
Big shadow: *rams into joe and throws bag after taking baby*
Joe: *gets yeeted into space*
So I was playing on easy mode cuz hard mode was too much and I was building a wood house and was like "bruh wood structures are pain to craft early" And thought to tame a trike cuz why not and theni tested it cuz ppl say it harvests berries and when I tried it harvested more than my parasaur (nice) and I accidentally jarvested a tree and it harvests so much (SO MUCH) thatch that in a few mins I had 800 thatch and a decent amount of wood that early as well :) so uhh yeah aight ima head out.quick tip for taking this thing:just get a few mejo berries, bio toxin (op narcotic) and some tranq arrows and climb on a rock and just make it slep and just feed it mejo berries(a ton of them btw) and for some reason my trike was SO HOMGRY that it was tamed after a few secs so now fr ima head out
Once I was walking near the red obelisk, and I saw a trike on an island near me. I didn’t pay attention as trikes aren’t to uncommon, but then it started flying. Now I dont mean floating but still pathfinding, I mean still in walking animation, zipping around in zig-zag 360s, 100 feet in the air. I dont remember what happened after that, all I know is that was almost scarier than seeing a rex at your early game beach base.