Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The story of the black terror!!!
Joe the human: *walks through forest with heavy tek armor and sees max the jerboa*
Faultry the human: don’t you think about it joe!!!
Joe the human: *punches max the jerboa*
Faultry the human: NOOO
Black thing in the distance: *groaannnn* *low bellowing sound*
Faultry + joe: *walk deeper into forest, crouching, and finding a baby trike as the black thing*
Baby trike: *munching on bush leaves*
Joe: *almost tackles*
Faultry: don’t! *pushes joe away from trike*
Joe: WHYYY, I was gonna collect his horns for stewww… the only food my baby T. rex will eat.
Faultry: fine *crouches away*
Joe: *bags trike and suffocates him for the stew*
Another huge big shadow: *mOaNnN*
Big shadow: *rams into joe and throws bag after taking baby*
Joe: *gets yeeted into space*
More Triceratops Funny Tips
Please don’t do this trice
I will give you a dice
NO THERE MUST BE A PRICE
a price for the dice?
NO A PRICE FOR YOUR LIFE
beware I have a knife
I NEED YOUR SOUL
No, but I’ll give you a bowl
I WANT TO KILL YOU
aw me too!
GO AWAY GO AWAY
i may go away?
YES YES GO AWAY
maybe I’ll come back another day…
But for now I want YOUR life! You forgot I had a knife!
I had a triceratops level 257 and I was exploring in the mountains and I found a crystal and I jumped off of my triceratops and a flying creature killed me and wen I woke up i ran in the mountains to find mi triceratops and i haven’t found him but I never receive a text saying he died I hope I will find him.
-Playing Aberration
-Trike dies so need to get another one
-No water so my torpor is going up
-Shoot tranq arrow at trike
-I'm unconscious now
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-Diplo and doedi attack trike
-I wake up, I'm injured and start shooting trike
-Trike kills me
-Respawns and goes back to trike
-It's still there
-Get my stuff back and knock out trike