Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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The story of the black terror!!!
Joe the human: *walks through forest with heavy tek armor and sees max the jerboa*
Faultry the human: don’t you think about it joe!!!
Joe the human: *punches max the jerboa*
Faultry the human: NOOO
Black thing in the distance: *groaannnn* *low bellowing sound*
Faultry + joe: *walk deeper into forest, crouching, and finding a baby trike as the black thing*
Baby trike: *munching on bush leaves*
Joe: *almost tackles*
Faultry: don’t! *pushes joe away from trike*
Joe: WHYYY, I was gonna collect his horns for stewww… the only food my baby T. rex will eat.
Faultry: fine *crouches away*
Joe: *bags trike and suffocates him for the stew*
Another huge big shadow: *mOaNnN*
Big shadow: *rams into joe and throws bag after taking baby*
Joe: *gets yeeted into space*
