I just tamed my new dilo and put him on aggressive mode he ran to the nearest titanosaur and I die but when I came back dilo was standing on titans dead body! Jk!

Rip dilo🪦💀💔

This thing hits harder than my dad

Bronto: Discount Titan

Paracer: Discount Bronto

Mammoth: Discount Paracer

Stego: Discount Mammoth

Trike: Discount Stego

Parasaur: Discount Trike

Dodo: Discount Parasaur

In other words...

Dodo = Discount Titan

On my server my base was hidden and it stompted all the trees that were keeping my hidden i then jumped out my window

Real men use their fist and no dinos

A real man knocks it out with his fist

Could crush you in one step so I NEVER BROUGHT my Carno because I was too scared

Noobs see this Dino

Noobs:LETS KILL IT

Titan:Hold my beer

Titan: I'm god of the island

Me:I wish I could tame it

*Me shooting in the head like 1000 times with Cannon balls

*Titan tames*

*Me realizing it can't eat*

*5 hours later*

Titan dies*

Me:bruh

Just a slightly bigger compy, a wooden club should do the job

Your walking down the usual beach and all the sudden

something falls from the sky is it a bird is it a plane no it’s titanosaur poo

Lure them into bases on PvE and watch from a far???????????????

One time, a atacked him with argy, I did not knew he can bite

When i made a new world i went to a green drop then BAM! a titanosaur spawned mid-air then started rampaging like he owned the place and glanced at me like i roasted his bloodline.

I want this thing to have a tek saddle that has a cannon the size of a rex

Why I don't know

I've seen two of these at the same time in the snow biome.

They have huge turds.

Real men use bola and club -Dead guy

Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)

Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”

Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)

Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)

Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)

Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)

Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)

-Glorifiedchickens16

Why are they always falling from the sky right when you spawn?

It calls itself the titan- saur. Sure, buddy. Dreams come true.

— plastic bag