What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Who else feels that this should drop a sh!t ton of keratin or stone or something from the things on its back?
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
Give it a hug with your fists... Then call it fat... It lives being complimented...up this so begginers know that they are friendly as a giga😁.
ps I tryed it and it really works.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
I punched a titan then got yeeted
Me : Defending my base against a raid
Titanosaur : Walks over the battle
Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur
Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru
My base : NANI???
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
Guy with a slingshot: I GOT THIS
Chat: Dumbass was killed by a titanosaur
The rock elemental and the bronto were more then friends😳😳😳
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished
Punch them to knock them out its really easy they try to hug you after the first punch
First time I saw one, it spawned in the distance but in mid-air and fell about 10m and I just had to say ‘stand by for titanfall’
ITS A TITANOSAUR
The next day
In loving memory of titanosaur
If one of these is close to your base make him attack you and run to your base because the cant damage structures
I would recommend using dodos, lystros, and moschops to take these out
Danger: large poops
Grappling hook and sword. I’m about to attack on totan