Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
The rock golem/elemental and bronto took it WAYYYY to far
Why is this guy under fast creatures? Fix that Dododex! upvoot if you agree
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
When you try too tame a raptor but you punch the titanosaur RRUUNN!!!!!
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - Fuck no
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - Fuck no
“Hey why is that Giganotosaurus over there dead” you were killed by a Titanosaurus
Ant: *hit*
Titan: EXTERMINATE
raptor: *screams in silence*
Titan: EXTERMINATE
raptor: *screams in silence*
Dont worry just lunge in for a quick hug :)
UNTIL HE LUNGES BACK
UNTIL HE LUNGES BACK
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
Guy with a slingshot: I GOT THIS
Chat: Dumbass was killed by a titanosaur
Chat: Dumbass was killed by a titanosaur
STAY AWAY FROM IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished
Punch them to knock them out its really easy they try to hug you after the first punch
If one of these is close to your base make him attack you and run to your base because the cant damage structures
To tame simply give berries by anal insertion.
I would recommend using dodos, lystros, and moschops to take these out
When you encounter one, make sure to kite it to someone's base (preferably not your own).
Me: Let’s go build our base on that mountin!
Friend: Wait a sec... is that mountin moving?
Me: Or is it???🤔
Friend: Wait a sec... is that mountin moving?
Me: Or is it???🤔
run.
Noob:hey lets tame this
Punches titansaur immediately gets Smashed to death
Pro:hey lets kill it *pulls out tek gear rekts it to death
Punches titansaur immediately gets Smashed to death
Pro:hey lets kill it *pulls out tek gear rekts it to death