Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)
Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”
Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)
Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)
Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)
Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)
Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan
(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)
Who else feels that this should drop a sh!t ton of keratin or stone or something from the things on its back?
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
Not even the giga dares to near
I just tamed my new dilo and put him on aggressive mode he ran to the nearest titanosaur and I die but when I came back dilo was standing on titans dead body! Jk!
How to make pancakes
Smack a Titanosaur
You now have a pancake, enjoy!
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
Well, I just saw the first Titanosaur I’ve ever seen, and I’m like wow, such a huge majestic creature, then it instantly jumps into the ocean and drowns itself. Pretty good harvest of meat though