"F*** that base and that base and that base etc." -titanosaur

Titan:that’s a nice base you got there...it would be a shame if....something happened to it...😈. Me:offs

Think astrocetus lvl 150 vs titanosaur lvl 150... wild who would win up for titan down for astrocetus. Only time will tell.

How to make pancakes

Smack a Titanosaur

You now have a pancake, enjoy!

me: i need prime meat oh look a giant diplodocus

titanosaur: huh im not a diplodocus

me: oh you have rocks on your back

titanosaur: those aren't rocks those are my bones

me: oh okay hits titanosaur...

I have seen 4 of these.

1st encounter: hUH, that is a huge rock! Imna go with my ankylo and just...

You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1

2nd encounter: dUdE, you spawned A MILE ABOVE MY BASE AND SQUISHED IT! DUDE!

3rd encounter: ok, ill just tame it like a bronto. Toxicants arrows, lets-

You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1

4th encounter: hAhA, loser, I have INVINCIBLE powers (mobile cheats)

And I also have a rocket launcher and a platform saddle for you!

50 rocket launchers and 3 hours later

YES! ILL JUST BUILD MY BASE HERE!

When I finally knocked it out I screamed into my mic "Stand by for titanfall"

Day 2 of my server being up someone tamed this and wiped the server...

I found this chunky boi near the red oblisk I was making sure I didn't accidentally attack him and the red oblisk place it's very good I found stego and Edward scissor hands i love that place i tried taming a rapgod i mean raptor but there were 2 and I only had one bola sooo i died the end

Admit it, we’ve all hit it at least once.

Me:*just finished my base*

Random titanosaur:*destroys my entire base in a few steps*

Me: excuse me what the f**k?!!?!!

How can it poop if it can’t eat

*brain cramps up*

Ah yes the dodo’s natural prey

Brontosaurus- I am the tallest thing in ark

Titanosaur walks over to Bronto

Titanosaur- well hello their

Chat-Brontosaurus some how died

It’s so into TITANFALL that it literally falls from the sky!

HEEEEEEELLLP!!! HOW DO I DEFEND MY SINGLEPLAYER BASE FROM THESE?!? THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RARE BUT I’VE GOT THREE ON MY DOORSTEP!!! HOW?!?!?

My tribe challenged me to hit a titanosaur

Me:"hit"

Titanosaur:calm

My Tribe:wait thats illegal-

Don’t stand behind-

Chat: Dumbass was killed by titanosaur poop.

“Hey why is that Giganotosaurus over there dead” you were killed by a Titanosaurus

I just tamed my new dilo and put him on aggressive mode he ran to the nearest titanosaur and I die but when I came back dilo was standing on titans dead body! Jk!

Rip dilo🪦💀💔