On my server my base was hidden and it stompted all the trees that were keeping my hidden i then jumped out my window
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
Bronto: Discount Titan
Paracer: Discount Bronto
Mammoth: Discount Paracer
Stego: Discount Mammoth
Trike: Discount Stego
Parasaur: Discount Trike
Dodo: Discount Parasaur
In other words...
Dodo = Discount Titan
Real men use their fist and no dinos
Noobs see this Dino
Noobs:LETS KILL IT
Titan:Hold my beer
Titan: I'm god of the island
Me:I wish I could tame it
*Me shooting in the head like 1000 times with Cannon balls
*Titan tames*
*Me realizing it can't eat*
*5 hours later*
Titan dies*
Me:bruh
Just a slightly bigger compy, a wooden club should do the job
I found this chunky boi near the red oblisk I was making sure I didn't accidentally attack him and the red oblisk place it's very good I found stego and Edward scissor hands i love that place i tried taming a rapgod i mean raptor but there were 2 and I only had one…
I found this chunky boi near the red oblisk I was making sure I didn't accidentally attack him and the red oblisk place it's very good I found stego and Edward scissor hands i love that place i tried taming a rapgod i mean raptor but there were 2 and I only had one bola sooo i died the end
When I first saw one I tried to nock it with tranq darts...
R.I.P me
Lure them into bases on PvE and watch from a far???????????????
Everyone:You can't feed it
Me turning on enable feed raid animal : Are you sure
Your walking down the usual beach and all the sudden
something falls from the sky is it a bird is it a plane no it’s titanosaur poo
Admit it, we’ve all hit it at least once.
I want this thing to have a tek saddle that has a cannon the size of a rex
Why I don't know
I've seen two of these at the same time in the snow biome.
They have huge turds.
Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)
Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”
Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)
Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)
Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it…
Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)
Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”
Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)
Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)
Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)
Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)
Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)
-Glorifiedchickens16
Real men use bola and club -Dead guy
Anger it run to allianced base = unallianced so ya rip
I found one stuck in a cliff so i tried knocking it out with a club
Chat: human died
Chat: human died
Chat: lvl 9999 giga died
Brontosaurus - I’m the biggest dinosaur in the game.
Titanosaur - hold my beer