I want this thing to have a tek saddle that has a cannon the size of a rex

Why I don't know

Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)

Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”

Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)

Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)

Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)

Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)

Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)

-Glorifiedchickens16

I've seen two of these at the same time in the snow biome.

They have huge turds.

I found a titano while exploring with my giga

I no longer have a giga

Anger it run to allianced base = unallianced so ya rip

I found one stuck in a cliff so i tried knocking it out with a club

Allat for a low level old ark mobile imprinted giga to kill it

I punched one, it didn't go well.

Bro is literally the caseoh of ark

Brontosaurus - I’m the biggest dinosaur in the game.

Titanosaur - hold my beer

You’re telling me that this thing can annihilate almost every creature on a map, but it’s too retarded to eat? Hmmm, something doesn’t add up here…

While trying to tame this, We used a boat to stay away from it while shooting trank arrows at it… it chased us into the water but got attacked by a megalodon and started swimming away.. it got too deep and and couldn’t make it back to the land.. we played the titanic song as we watched it slowly sink into the water and drown… so I guess DO NOT do that lol

Highly recommend for raiding he does a whooping 0 damage to everything if your unlucky like others

Giganotosaurus: I'm the strongest creature on ARK!

Titanosaur has joined the game.

Giganotosaurus has left the game.

Real men punch it and then don’t tame when it noked out

Every person in ark has a story about punching titanosaurus and the death after it :/

If you see this bastard, stay calm, approach to the hind legs... AND STRIKE YOUR SPEAR RIGHT IN TO HIS BUTTHO... *gets stomped* *ban*

Me: Sees a titanosaur pass by.

Titanosaur: MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES DROP

Me: YES INFINITE FERTILZER!

Titanosaur: Be well my child

Me: Runs to put the the poop in a crop plot but then accidentally eats the poop.

. _ .

Then immediately rushes to eat cooked me-

You died ☠️

I’m titano

I am stonk

I break all structures with one bonk

I’m titano

I am stronk

I’m way bigger than a bront

I’m titano

I am stronk

I kill all noobs with just one bonk

(The titano song 🎶 I’m just bored😅)

How Titanosaur was made

Rock Elemental: I’m bored

Wildcard: I’M SO BORED

Bronto: *eats leaf*

Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!

Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*

Wildcard: I have a good idea!!

Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?

Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near giga*

Bronto: Rocky, wanna be friends

Rock Elemental (Rocky): Sure

[3 Years later]

Rocky: Bronto, why is there an egg?

Bronto: *GASP*

Fan: Don’t You DARE!!

[Fan was eaten by a giga lvl 1]

Wildcard: *hatches egg*

Bronto&Rocky: OH MY GOSH!!!

Rocky: Let’s name him Titan

Bronto: I think Saurus is better

Bronto&Rocky: TITANOSAUR!!!

Titanosaur: *grows big*

Bronto left the game

Rocky left the game

Giga left the game

Wildcard abandons ARK

All other dinos left the game

Me: Oh a tree!

Me: lemme hide in it

Me: ooo spiky bronto

Titanosaur: *Eats tree I am on*

Cloud was accidentally eaten by Titanosaur (lvl 1)