Chat: human died

Chat: human died

Chat: lvl 9999 giga died

Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)

Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”

Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)

Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)

Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)

Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)

Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)

-Glorifiedchickens16

For some reason this bro falls from the sky

DON’T TRY TO KILL/TAME WITH TRAQS DOES NOT END WELL

Anger it run to allianced base = unallianced so ya rip

I found one stuck in a cliff so i tried knocking it out with a club

I found a titano while exploring with my giga

I no longer have a giga

Brontosaurus - I’m the biggest dinosaur in the game.

Titanosaur - hold my beer

Highly recommend for raiding he does a whooping 0 damage to everything if your unlucky like others

You’re telling me that this thing can annihilate almost every creature on a map, but it’s too retarded to eat? Hmmm, something doesn’t add up here…

Giganotosaurus: I'm the strongest creature on ARK!

Titanosaur has joined the game.

Giganotosaurus has left the game.

I punched one, it didn't go well.

I encountered one of these bad boys and I had my emotional support Dodo with me his name is Denis and well after saying “Stand by for titanfall” (I HAD TO) I was thinking wellllllll what if I send Denis after it…

Denis killed it…

I think I leveled his damage a little TO much 😅

And that is also y he is my emotional support Dodo 😁

He’s still alive TODAY 😄

While trying to tame this, We used a boat to stay away from it while shooting trank arrows at it… it chased us into the water but got attacked by a megalodon and started swimming away.. it got too deep and and couldn’t make it back to the land.. we played the titanic song as we watched it slowly sink into the water and drown… so I guess DO NOT do that lol

If you see this bastard, stay calm, approach to the hind legs... AND STRIKE YOUR SPEAR RIGHT IN TO HIS BUTTHO... *gets stomped* *ban*

Real men punch it and then don’t tame when it noked out

Every person in ark has a story about punching titanosaurus and the death after it :/

Me: Sees a titanosaur pass by.

Titanosaur: MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES DROP

Me: YES INFINITE FERTILZER!

Titanosaur: Be well my child

Me: Runs to put the the poop in a crop plot but then accidentally eats the poop.

. _ .

Then immediately rushes to eat cooked me-

You died ☠️

How Titanosaur was made

Rock Elemental: I’m bored

Wildcard: I’M SO BORED

Bronto: *eats leaf*

Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!

Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*

Wildcard: I have a good idea!!

Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?

Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near giga*

Bronto: Rocky, wanna be friends

Rock Elemental (Rocky): Sure

[3 Years later]

Rocky: Bronto, why is there an egg?

Bronto: *GASP*

Fan: Don’t You DARE!!

[Fan was eaten by a giga lvl 1]

Wildcard: *hatches egg*

Bronto&Rocky: OH MY GOSH!!!

Rocky: Let’s name him Titan

Bronto: I think Saurus is better

Bronto&Rocky: TITANOSAUR!!!

Titanosaur: *grows big*

Bronto left the game

Rocky left the game

Giga left the game

Wildcard abandons ARK

All other dinos left the game

Me: Oh a tree!

Me: lemme hide in it

Me: ooo spiky bronto

Titanosaur: *Eats tree I am on*

Cloud was accidentally eaten by Titanosaur (lvl 1)

While I was playing on mobile I went to the snow biome and I saw a Giga fighting a Titan and I was like "So......If one of them dies the other one must be on low health too right?" Instead of waiting for the Giga to die I rushed in and I helped the Giga then.............I got bit by the Giga and all my armor broke and I died