I want this thing to have a tek saddle that has a cannon the size of a rex

Why I don't know

me searching: how to tame

computer:u don't

I like how 70,000 health is low for these guys

You’re telling me that this thing can annihilate almost every creature on a map, but it’s too retarded to eat? Hmmm, something doesn’t add up here…

I've seen two of these at the same time in the snow biome.

They have huge turds.

While trying to tame this, We used a boat to stay away from it while shooting trank arrows at it… it chased us into the water but got attacked by a megalodon and started swimming away.. it got too deep and and couldn’t make it back to the land.. we played the titanic song as we watched it slowly sink into the water and drown… so I guess DO NOT do that lol

I found one stuck in a cliff so i tried knocking it out with a club

Real men punch it and then don’t tame when it noked out

Taming the titanosaur With a pterosaur be like: Is Monday over yet?

Anger it run to allianced base = unallianced so ya rip

Titanosaur: I can destroy bases!

Me: but can you eat?

Titanosaur: 😐

Sac, the flabbiest surviver

Giganotosaurus: I'm the strongest creature on ARK!

Titanosaur has joined the game.

Giganotosaurus has left the game.

Brontosaurus - I’m the biggest dinosaur in the game.

Titanosaur - hold my beer

Highly recommend for raiding he does a whooping 0 damage to everything if your unlucky like others

Me: hits titanosaur

Titanosaur:YEET

Sundew122

How Titanosaur was made

Rock Elemental: I’m bored

Wildcard: I’M SO BORED

Bronto: *eats leaf*

Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!

Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*

Wildcard: I have a good idea!!

Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?

Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near giga*

Bronto: Rocky, wanna be friends

Rock Elemental (Rocky): Sure

[3 Years later]

Rocky: Bronto, why is there an egg?

Bronto: *GASP*

Fan: Don’t You DARE!!

[Fan was eaten by a giga lvl 1]

Wildcard: *hatches egg*

Bronto&Rocky: OH MY GOSH!!!

Rocky: Let’s name him Titan

Bronto: I think Saurus is better

Bronto&Rocky: TITANOSAUR!!!

Titanosaur: *grows big*

Bronto left the game

Rocky left the game

Giga left the game

Wildcard abandons ARK

All other dinos left the game

Me: Oh a tree!

Me: lemme hide in it

Me: ooo spiky bronto

Titanosaur: *Eats tree I am on*

Cloud was accidentally eaten by Titanosaur (lvl 1)

Me: Hey there titanosaur

Titanosaur: hey

Me: boop

Titanosaur: hey what was that for?

Me: boop

Titanosaur: quit it!

500 years later

Me: Finally, I knocked him out!

Me: realizing that I haven’t bring the saddle or even crafted it

Me: nooooooooo

Every person in ark has a story about punching titanosaurus and the death after it :/

I built a base on herbo island, and when i got back from getting iron at the volcano there was two of these guys just chilling in my base walls!!!!

Me: Sees a titanosaur pass by.

Titanosaur: MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES DROP

Me: YES INFINITE FERTILZER!

Titanosaur: Be well my child

Me: Runs to put the the poop in a crop plot but then accidentally eats the poop.

. _ .

Then immediately rushes to eat cooked me-

You died ☠️